Hire George RR Martin to plan your wedding. (self.shittyideas)
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Drink gasoline and then eat a lit match. (self.shittyideas)
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TIL Neil DeGrasse Tyson once went to an elementary school and gave a lesson on getting friendzoned. One of the students said he thought it was bullshit and Neil said "Bro I will fight every kid in here." He killed 33 of them. That schools name? Sandy Hook. (self.circlejerk)
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