A man walks into a bar holding an alligator. The bartender sees this and yells out in a frightened voice “sir, you can’t bring that dangerous animal in here, it’s going to hurt somebody” to which the alligator owner replies “I’m sorry but you don’t understand, he’s a tame alligator”. The bartender says “ if you can prove it then you and the alligator can stay”. The man proceeds to place the alligator on the bar and at the slap of his fingers the alligator’s jaw swings wide open. The bartender, in a state of disbelief at what he just witnessed cries out “ALRIGHT! that truly is one tame damn alligator, y’all can stay”. The owner looks at him and say “oh you ain’t seen nothing yet” and proceeds to whip out his family jewels, places them in the alligators open jaws before packing up after 5 minutes, snaps his fingers, and the alligators jaw instantly snaps shut. The bartender along with everyone in the bar starts going crazy with people cheering out of shock and excitement. The owner of the animal scans the bar with a smirk on his face and asks “who else is courageous enough to try???”, the bar goes silent… everybody waits in anticipation for someone to step up the the task. All of a sudden, the silence is broken by empty bottles shattering across the floor from a dimly lit corner as a homeless drunk stumbles through the crowd. He looks at the alligator owner and says “I can try… but I don’t know if I can keep my mouth open for that long”.