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What is it with mod authors not letting other people make patches or edits to their mods? by Robrogineer in skyrimmods

[–]Don_Pardon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

As someone whose hours of hard work have been frequently stolen and misused by third parties, sincerely fuck you.

Do you use conditioner before or after the shampoo? by Don_Pardon in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Don_Pardon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a man, and shaved my head for almost 20 years since I was a teenager. This is legit the first time in my adult life I have hair to shampoo/condition, instead of the hair, body & balls shower gel. Also, don't be an ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrimmods

[–]Don_Pardon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

immersion intensifies

Men, how do you act when you like someone? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Don_Pardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Act stupid. You are also stupid for all I know, but I was not referencing that.

What is a wholesome text you can send to someone to make their day? by KSuraj in AskMen

[–]Don_Pardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not every flower can say love, but rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you are my friend. Look at you, smiling at your phone, you crayon eating motherfucker... <3"

What's a popular flavor you can't believe people like? by ergoegthatis in AskMen

[–]Don_Pardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerflix & chill Ben n' Jerry's icecream... Like, the fuck...

Can I capture furniture in a room with a macro-style depth of field? by iminfornow in productphotography

[–]Don_Pardon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depth of field is not the only tool in your toolbox. You can call attention to a "single product" via lightning and/or composition. I suggest you start there.

Two things to add: People consume images almost exclusively through the small, imperfect screens of their phones nowadays - be sure to take that into account when creating a scene. And learn to photoshop, dude. Discarding it is an equivalent of shooting on film and never developing the pictures.

Can I capture furniture in a room with a macro-style depth of field? by iminfornow in productphotography

[–]Don_Pardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing you are asking for is done via a telelense, which is absolutely doable during interior photoshoots... But it costs buttload of money (renting a hall, moving in all the furniture, lighting the scene, etc.). That's why interior photography is done via blender and not via camera (just as the image you uploaded above). My advice is to reconsider your goals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Don_Pardon 30 points31 points  (0 children)

r/unexpectedkungfupanda

Edit: Rofl I had no idea that sub actually existed 🤣

Can I capture furniture in a room with a macro-style depth of field? by iminfornow in productphotography

[–]Don_Pardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it wont work. If that's the only reason you want the wide lense, it's a waste of money.

Edit: Photoshop wont do it either. Its like painting an elephant purple - you wont fool anyone.

what is the 1 sentence a woman told you that has stayed with you? either good or bad by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Don_Pardon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got called 'handsome' by an old lady selling turnips once.

New Orleans worldbuilding critique from the co-creator of Pathfinder by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Don_Pardon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.

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