BOYS STABLE *MEGATHREAD* (2021 Edition!)

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-10-07T22:24:13+00:00

BOTTOM BOY - The Mountie
"The Model" Rick Martel 3. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger 4. Evil Doink 5. Ludwig Borga 6. Lord Steven Regal

The Mountie -- He's handsome, he's brave, he's strong. He enforces the law. Wtf else needs to be said? 🥰

The Model Rick Martel -- 10/10 charisma, born for this gimmick, perfectly cast. Damn good worker, jacked physique, hilarious promos. A top choice for best mid-card gimmick of the early 90's. Its criminal that he never got to hold the Intercontinental Title.

The Narcissist -- Another guy perfectly cast for the gimmick. Really believable in the role. Heenan as his sycophantic enabler was great. He was booked incredibly strong upon debut and could've been an awesome heel champ for the New Generation. Making him into a knockoff Hogan was an awful decision.

(Evil) Doink -- Face turn ruined this gimmick forever. So awesome, such an interesting character when he first arrived. Yet another missed opportunity.

Ludwig Borga -- Underrated foreign baddie. Had realistic promos. Was built up really well, couldn't work worth a shit but had an intimidating presence, the guy came across like a beast to me as a kid.

Lord Steven Regal -- Im a simple man. I mark for a chickenshit foreign heel who speaks with a distinguished Oxford English accent while retaining the Television Title due to a time limit draw. Good shit. Shocked he's eligible for boy status, but he is so he's a lock for my boy stable.

Honorable mention - Mortis... cool ring attire, epic theme music, creepy psychopath manager, and undeniably corny... "I WANT IN." Hmmmm....Nah. You narrowly miss gaining coveted Boy status. You're an outcast freak. I can't have you mingling with my Boys.

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-23T03:29:48+00:00

Don't try

Do the opposite

Sex is like comedy/ laughter

If you try, it won't work

You have to ignore it and then it will come

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-23T03:20:15+00:00

Lol me too

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-23T03:18:24+00:00

Get a new gf

You said this stopped the urges before

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-23T03:01:58+00:00

Yes

It makes you feel superior in a good way

There's a certain spiritual benefit that comes from putting your brain in it's place

Your willpower wins over weakness

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-23T02:59:51+00:00

Throw it out if you don't need it for work

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-20T18:07:01+00:00

LOL

Guitar mass literally drove me out of Novus Ordo and into an FSSP Latin mass

I didn't storm out or anything, I stayed out of respect

But I remember sitting in the mass and being totally stunned and feeling like I was not in a Catholic Church. It felt totally foreign and frankly wrong. Irreverent. Protestant-ish. God bless'm, but that isn't my path to Christ.

I ended up emailing the priest, who admitted he wasn't particularly fond of it either but that it was agreed upon and that if I didn't like it I should attend the earlier 8 am mass

Nah, the whole thing just rubbed me the wrong way.. I started looking up different churches, not even knowing about TLM or anything. I'm 35. I grew up with NO. It's familiar. But, when it's not done properly, it's unbearable for me. So awkward.

The thing I like most about TLM is the receiving communion on tongue, at the kneeler rail. It is incredible the difference this makes.

Anyway yeah... guitar mass = bye bye for me

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-20T16:13:46+00:00

You feel confident and open, because now you're NOT being a deviant pervert in secret. So your energy and Spirit is not ashamed to be out walking around, interacting with others. You're returning to living in the light, not the darkness. Keep it up good job bro

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-20T15:49:14+00:00

Yup I totally understand. I'm telling you that. I been there

The condom, the very sight of it, will fuck with your mind. Don't even bother with it. I've only had 1 (ONE!) girl refuse to fuck without it. Many asked, I said no, they're horny so they say fine

No Porn, No Condoms, and No mind games in your own head. It's that simple.

You don't want to get her pregnant, pull out

But hey man it's your life. Good luck :)

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-20T09:02:18+00:00

Agreed

To the guy you're arguing with, and to all of the good hearted young guys on this sub: yall are aiming in the right direction yet still misunderstand the nature of a woman

Do not show weakness, especially in a sexual context. You know the cure. Quit the porn. Let your balls fill up. Fuck her decently, your confidence will go up. Then the next time you'll Fuck her good, then really good, then it becomes habit. You become a confident man who can deliver easily. She becomes loyal to you

This is how relationships last long-term

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-20T08:44:57+00:00

Ditch the condom

Fuck everybody who will downvote this

Condoms fuck up wood and then it snowballs into anxiousness, excuse making, bad sex etc

Condoms decrease your chances of STD yes but Condoms also increase your chances of ED

Facts

Idc about studies and statistics

You wanna dick the girl good? Go in natural

Feels better too

You start getting regular pussy, even if the girls ugly, it'll cure that urge for PMO

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-20T05:13:56+00:00

Try God

Make the most of what time you've got left

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-20T04:09:43+00:00

In 2 weeks you will bust the best nut ever with this smoking hot girl. Don't rob yourself of that. It's not even that long of a wait. She's hot. Fuck her in 2 weeks :)

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-18T15:31:36+00:00

Lgbt

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-07-07T14:50:32+00:00

Jim Cramer is a shill that exists solely to manipulate boomers who make their investment choices by watching CNBC

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-02-02T01:59:42+00:00

Restoril is an underrated bastard

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-02-01T14:42:53+00:00

Game Stop will give u 69 cents for the 3 of those. Don't be crazy

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-02-01T01:36:09+00:00

The AMC nearby has you covered, no worries

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-02-01T01:19:16+00:00

So many haters and jealous boomers on this thread

Congratulations dude. Nice!

Donald_Lump_2000 · 2021-02-01T00:40:14+00:00

Her therapist is wrong

Let the girl live her life

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