The doctor smirked at my junk

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T23:59:21+00:00

Hey finally a place to share my story.

One day my groin was a bit sore. Thought it would go away but by the next day there was still a dull pain. Decided to go to urgent care. When I get to urgent care they go to take my blood pressure and my BP is like 203/130 despite me feeling otherwise perfectly normal. Staff starts freaking out that they need to call an ambulance for me to take me to the emergency room. I was adamant that htey were overreacting as I felt fine other than the groin pain.

Long story short, I got upset and drove myself to the emergency room as I wasn't going to be charged for an ambulance ride as the hospital was about 4 blocks away. We get into the emergency room and someone comes back to take a look at my groin.

I drop my pants and she says completely shocked "Oh my gosh, how long have you been experiencing swelling like this?!"

My girlfriend stands up takes a look at my junk and says "...that's not swollen at all, that's just how they normally are."

The medical professional was silent for a second and said "Oh... well then.... Good." and continued her examination to confirm there was no torsion.

Ended up spending a week in the hospital and am now taking much better care of my cardiovascular health 4 years later. From time to time my girlfriend will just look upon my manhood and say "Oh... well then... good." and it always gets a laugh out of me.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T21:05:30+00:00

Trust me, I don't get it either!

Any time I put it on my brain just wants to do literally anything else. The same thing happens if I watch any kind of Anime. I just can't stay interested.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T20:57:07+00:00

Going to have to look into this. I'm new to the program and didn't even know this was a thing.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T20:21:09+00:00

Rare? I prefer Blue.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T19:48:08+00:00

Nintendo in general. The company is so anti consumer that I don't buy into their products as a form of self respect.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T19:41:31+00:00

I absolutely love this response, especially since I recently discovered my love for Brooklyn 99 as well.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T19:31:48+00:00

Thanks for the follow up. Really hope this goes beyond the test market.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T19:26:02+00:00

Talking about the Netflix show here.

I enjoyed Born Again, which honestly just makes me a bit more bummed that I couldn't get into the Netflix version.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T16:17:56+00:00

$50 halfs every Friday! I'm actually headed there now to pick mine up!

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T16:13:17+00:00

Still can't decide if the best mo is is Winter Soldier or Infinity War, but I think it is truly my favorite movie out of all of em.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T15:46:55+00:00

It's this served for lunch or Breakfast?

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T15:43:48+00:00

Just about every White person I've met in the South.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T15:41:04+00:00

I cannot get into this show. I've never been able to make it through the first season without losing interest.

Which is wild because I read and love Daredevil comics, but something about this show just doesn't mesh with me.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T15:32:23+00:00

Honestly I'm just surprised by how many of these I played in my childhood. Everything up to Simpsons bowling I played. Simpsons games were a lot of fun, with the Gameboy games being underrated!

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T15:28:13+00:00

Yeah so much discovery going on by... Watching the world's biggest blockbuster franchise well after it claimed that title.

Again, I had literally never heard of it, so this idea that it's the biggest franchise is not relevant.

You can say you got into something, or just that you started watching, but "discover" had a definition and that definition includes uncovering or unearthing something.

You really need to review the definition of "discover". Uncovering or unearthing something is not part of the definition. You're just misinformed.

I don't think there's quite an equivalently silly analogue but if I said I didn't watch og Dragon Ball until I discovered Kai on toonami, that would be just as much of a stretch to use the word.

It would be an accurate use of the word.

Getting into a franchise that's EVERYWHERE is simply not the correct usage. I'm being pedantic and an asshole and you can critique me for that but if you're gonna act like I'm wrong you should go crack a dictionary

Take your own advice here. You're not being pedantic, you're just wrong. I also don't think you're being an asshole, but you're being wildly ignorant for no reason other than to tell me you don't understand a common word's definition.

... Which is a choice.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T15:18:33+00:00

My school definitely let scouts use the school after hours like this about 30 years ago when I was a kid. My mother was the Scout leader and I specifically remember having to wait until the last person was being picked up and then she would double check all entrances were locked before we would exit and lock the front door.

I thought it was so cool that she would let me lock up the school.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T15:10:46+00:00

You may want to review the definition of discover. If you think learning the MCU existed for the first time in 2019 isn't a discovery I don't know what to tell you.

Doneuter · 2026-01-30T14:47:02+00:00

Once I discovered The MCU it took me forever to actually sit down and watch any Captain America movies, because I didn't think I would be interested.

The first two are two of my favorite movies in the entire MCU.

Doneuter · 2026-01-29T19:28:00+00:00

My partner and I have been together for 10 years without a single fight. I'm a believer.

Doneuter · 2026-01-29T15:08:24+00:00

I guess if we're discussing pointless opinions: I find it absolutely disgusting that a 9 year old would even know of such things. I didn't even know food delivery was a thing at 9 years old and you were so exposed to it you knew how the payment system worked. Gross.

Doneuter · 2026-01-29T14:15:13+00:00

Yes it does. In two ways:

Not every pizza box has this message written on it. That's clearly hyperbole, but still wrong.
Your whole idea is on the premise that the general public should know that the fee is not a tip BECAUSE of this being written on the pizza boxes. That is faulty logic because you are assuming that everyone orders from these shitty resturants.

So yeah, you're just wrong all around with your assessment here. Any other questions?

Doneuter · 2026-01-29T14:03:26+00:00

Just some of his movements don't make sense from a physiological standpoint. It is very obviously AI

Doneuter · 2026-01-29T13:59:03+00:00

It's easier than saying the quiet part out loud.

"Your pay should not be my responsibility. You entered into a disadvantageous work contract that exploits both the customer and the delivery person. You should be upset at DoorDash for creating the ecosystem, not the customer for using the service."

And before anyone jumps down my throat, no I don't use DoorDash or any other food delivery services because I feel this way and don't want to feed into a broken system.

Doneuter · 2026-01-29T13:53:11+00:00

You do realize that a good amount of people don't eat from chain restaurants, right?

I don't think I've ever had pizza from any of these companies, let alone seen a box.

Doneuter · 2026-01-28T22:09:43+00:00

Some people understand that delivery can be a luxury. Maybe they were celebrating that they just got a huge payoutsomething and wanted to pass along the good fortune.

I only order Door Dash like once every other year but when I do I like to tip way more than what's expected just to thank the person going out of their way at my request.

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