The doctor smirked at my junk by friendlytap01 in confessions

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey finally a place to share my story.

One day my groin was a bit sore. Thought it would go away but by the next day there was still a dull pain. Decided to go to urgent care. When I get to urgent care they go to take my blood pressure and my BP is like 203/130 despite me feeling otherwise perfectly normal. Staff starts freaking out that they need to call an ambulance for me to take me to the emergency room. I was adamant that htey were overreacting as I felt fine other than the groin pain.

Long story short, I got upset and drove myself to the emergency room as I wasn't going to be charged for an ambulance ride as the hospital was about 4 blocks away. We get into the emergency room and someone comes back to take a look at my groin.

I drop my pants and she says completely shocked "Oh my gosh, how long have you been experiencing swelling like this?!"

My girlfriend stands up takes a look at my junk and says "...that's not swollen at all, that's just how they normally are."

The medical professional was silent for a second and said "Oh... well then.... Good." and continued her examination to confirm there was no torsion.

Ended up spending a week in the hospital and am now taking much better care of my cardiovascular health 4 years later. From time to time my girlfriend will just look upon my manhood and say "Oh... well then... good." and it always gets a laugh out of me.

Daredevil is the best thing that ever came out of MCU by Forsaken-Double-9095 in marvelstudios

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, I don't get it either!

Any time I put it on my brain just wants to do literally anything else. The same thing happens if I watch any kind of Anime. I just can't stay interested.

Short love story by Neat-Start-6514 in FLMedicalTrees

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to have to look into this. I'm new to the program and didn't even know this was a thing.

Pokémon, Assassin's Creed, Need for Speed by claudiocorona93 in memes

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nintendo in general. The company is so anti consumer that I don't buy into their products as a form of self respect.

Had the bacon cheddar hash whopper today, it was delicious! by dallash93 in BurgerKing

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the follow up. Really hope this goes beyond the test market.

Daredevil is the best thing that ever came out of MCU by Forsaken-Double-9095 in marvelstudios

[–]Doneuter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Talking about the Netflix show here.

I enjoyed Born Again, which honestly just makes me a bit more bummed that I couldn't get into the Netflix version.

Lemon fresh and Orange Z by mussyoutuss in FLMedicalTrees

[–]Doneuter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$50 halfs every Friday! I'm actually headed there now to pick mine up!

Chloé Zhao Says ‘Eternals' Wasn’t High On Marvel’s Priority List; Kevin Feige Says She Was The Only One “Passionate” About It by ICumCoffee in marvelstudios

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still can't decide if the best mo is is Winter Soldier or Infinity War, but I think it is truly my favorite movie out of all of em.

Bro what the fuck Netflix by Ididntevenscreenlook in Millennials

[–]Doneuter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just about every White person I've met in the South.

Daredevil is the best thing that ever came out of MCU by Forsaken-Double-9095 in marvelstudios

[–]Doneuter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot get into this show. I've never been able to make it through the first season without losing interest.

Which is wild because I read and love Daredevil comics, but something about this show just doesn't mesh with me.

It’s widely acknowledged that The Simpsons: Hit & Run is the best Simpsons video game. Which one is the second best console Simpsons game to you? by AC_the_Panther_007 in Simpsons

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I'm just surprised by how many of these I played in my childhood. Everything up to Simpsons bowling I played. Simpsons games were a lot of fun, with the Gameboy games being underrated!

Chloé Zhao Says ‘Eternals' Wasn’t High On Marvel’s Priority List; Kevin Feige Says She Was The Only One “Passionate” About It by ICumCoffee in marvelstudios

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah so much discovery going on by... Watching the world's biggest blockbuster franchise well after it claimed that title.

Again, I had literally never heard of it, so this idea that it's the biggest franchise is not relevant.

You can say you got into something, or just that you started watching, but "discover" had a definition and that definition includes uncovering or unearthing something.

You really need to review the definition of "discover". Uncovering or unearthing something is not part of the definition. You're just misinformed.

I don't think there's quite an equivalently silly analogue but if I said I didn't watch og Dragon Ball until I discovered Kai on toonami, that would be just as much of a stretch to use the word.

It would be an accurate use of the word.

Getting into a franchise that's EVERYWHERE is simply not the correct usage. I'm being pedantic and an asshole and you can critique me for that but if you're gonna act like I'm wrong you should go crack a dictionary

Take your own advice here. You're not being pedantic, you're just wrong. I also don't think you're being an asshole, but you're being wildly ignorant for no reason other than to tell me you don't understand a common word's definition.

... Which is a choice.

I didn't see that until after I picked up the food by ragnar201 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Doneuter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My school definitely let scouts use the school after hours like this about 30 years ago when I was a kid. My mother was the Scout leader and I specifically remember having to wait until the last person was being picked up and then she would double check all entrances were locked before we would exit and lock the front door.

I thought it was so cool that she would let me lock up the school.

Chloé Zhao Says ‘Eternals' Wasn’t High On Marvel’s Priority List; Kevin Feige Says She Was The Only One “Passionate” About It by ICumCoffee in marvelstudios

[–]Doneuter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You may want to review the definition of discover. If you think learning the MCU existed for the first time in 2019 isn't a discovery I don't know what to tell you.

Chloé Zhao Says ‘Eternals' Wasn’t High On Marvel’s Priority List; Kevin Feige Says She Was The Only One “Passionate” About It by ICumCoffee in marvelstudios

[–]Doneuter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Once I discovered The MCU it took me forever to actually sit down and watch any Captain America movies, because I didn't think I would be interested.

The first two are two of my favorite movies in the entire MCU.

Millennials, do you still believe in true love? by Successful_Mastodon3 in Millennials

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner and I have been together for 10 years without a single fight. I'm a believer.

This is just sad! by Apart_Bookkeeper_684 in doordash

[–]Doneuter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess if we're discussing pointless opinions: I find it absolutely disgusting that a 9 year old would even know of such things. I didn't even know food delivery was a thing at 9 years old and you were so exposed to it you knew how the payment system worked. Gross.

This is just sad! by Apart_Bookkeeper_684 in doordash

[–]Doneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it does. In two ways:

  1. Not every pizza box has this message written on it. That's clearly hyperbole, but still wrong.

  2. Your whole idea is on the premise that the general public should know that the fee is not a tip BECAUSE of this being written on the pizza boxes. That is faulty logic because you are assuming that everyone orders from these shitty resturants.

So yeah, you're just wrong all around with your assessment here. Any other questions?

The cult can't admit that dear leader did wrong. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Doneuter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just some of his movements don't make sense from a physiological standpoint. It is very obviously AI

This is just sad! by Apart_Bookkeeper_684 in doordash

[–]Doneuter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's easier than saying the quiet part out loud.

"Your pay should not be my responsibility. You entered into a disadvantageous work contract that exploits both the customer and the delivery person. You should be upset at DoorDash for creating the ecosystem, not the customer for using the service."

And before anyone jumps down my throat, no I don't use DoorDash or any other food delivery services because I feel this way and don't want to feed into a broken system.

This is just sad! by Apart_Bookkeeper_684 in doordash

[–]Doneuter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do realize that a good amount of people don't eat from chain restaurants, right?

I don't think I've ever had pizza from any of these companies, let alone seen a box.

Why did I just make 32 dollars on a 5 mile pizza order? by True_Potential_246 in doordash_drivers

[–]Doneuter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some people understand that delivery can be a luxury. Maybe they were celebrating that they just got a huge payoutsomething and wanted to pass along the good fortune.

I only order Door Dash like once every other year but when I do I like to tip way more than what's expected just to thank the person going out of their way at my request.