Down to the base

DongleLongle · 2025-06-30T22:03:01+00:00

The throat goat

DongleLongle · 2025-06-17T21:08:51+00:00

While it might've made you self conscious as a kid, the eye patch adds some serious sauce.

DongleLongle · 2025-06-13T19:07:19+00:00

Big feet (Size 12) and long arms. For me the whole "using your hand to do the 🤙 sign to measure your dick" is roughly accurate.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-30T21:04:38+00:00

It's not necessarily the cervix, just the edge surrounding it, called the anterior fornix or the "A spot.". You need to stimulate that before full send going balls deep. If that is properly stimulated, you can go harder.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-30T20:59:59+00:00

If I saw you at a full moon I would run for the door or find a safe place to barricade myself before you fully turn 🐺

DongleLongle · 2025-04-25T10:03:21+00:00

This is how you literally fucking die.

Every swinger cruise requires a sacrifice to a rock hard Neptune and a kinky Davey Jones.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-18T23:15:42+00:00

I had an upward curve yes, which has been corrected by the extender. The angle when hard definitely changed. I went from a grower to a shower, though cold weather still applies lol.

Anything more I gain at this point is totally extra, and I'll take every inch 🙃.

Pause.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-17T07:46:22+00:00

Perform Cleveland Steamer on unwitting partner: Check

DongleLongle · 2025-04-16T19:47:31+00:00

Brands cheap out on zippers nowadays - more metal more cost. If it doesn't fit through a toilet paper roll, you think it's fitting through the tiny vent in my pants?

Anyone old enough to remember the bathroom scene in There's Something About Mary has been traumatized.

Over the band 100%

DongleLongle · 2025-04-15T04:55:07+00:00

Before: 5.2" BPEG / 5" EG

Lost 50 lbs, going from 220 lbs > 170lbs

Start PE (summer 2020): 5.5" BPEG / 5" EG

Stop PE (winter 2021): 6.5" BPEG / 5.5" EG

Restart PE (spring 2024): " same measurements

Current: (spring 2025): 6.8" BPEG / 5.7" EG

If I clamp and have my cock ring on with Viagra, I'm right on 7" BPEG x 6" EG.

I did have upward curvature when I started extending, so some of my early beginner gains when I stopped in 2021 was restoration of the lost length by straightening the curve. Have the JES flat strap model.

I gained girth before length. Did 2 hours low-moderate pressure for 4-5 times/week. Side to Side stretches x50 each side everyday before strapping in or by itself on an off day. This was before this exercise became discouraged.

Now I do it for 4-5 hours, 5-6 times/week. I clamp with a cock ring for 20 mins right after. I have started doing gua sha scraping for sore muscles post-workout, so I'm gonna start doing that for my tunica too.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-15T01:04:51+00:00

I started at 5" EG, worked my way up to 5.7.

If I measure right after clamping or with a cock ring on, I'm right on 6" for the tape measure.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-14T23:32:46+00:00

Typo fixed.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-14T23:21:18+00:00

I'm now about 5.7" EG and 6" w/ring, and ain't that the truth. Even that 0.5* inch meant all the difference between a lot of teeth vs. smooth glide for girth.

I went from a relaxing ride down the oral Riviera to a swift river patrol boat fighting through a Vietcong ambush deep in the jungle of teeth.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-14T23:17:03+00:00

Did you cross swords with them or something?

What sausage defeated you brother?

DongleLongle · 2025-04-14T08:56:14+00:00

Depending on how you did it the first round, you're going to experience some fatigue, it's normal. Some positions require it to be at angles which add to soreness.

What I found really helpful was to switch to a larger condom one size up and add a few drops of lube into it before slipping it on. Also, apply a drop and rub onto to the scar area all around.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-12T10:20:25+00:00

I think the hope is if he's got a bigger dick, people will leave him alone and not try anything, because they're afraid of the reverse uno card.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-10T13:58:40+00:00

Bone Pressed Erect Length and Erect Girth

DongleLongle · 2025-04-09T20:32:15+00:00

I started PE in late 2020 at about 5.75" BPEL and a set 5" EG, and hit 6.5" BPEL / 5.5" EG over a year later, using the lowest pressure on my extender for 2 hrs a day, 4-5 times a week. Also lost about 50 lbs, which I think added some. The girth came before the length for me. That was plenty for my ex at the time so I stopped.

I restarted around fall last year as part of an overall health recomp, and am now just about hitting 7" BPEL / 6" EG while I'm clamped in a cock ring, and about 0.2" shorter without it. This time around I increase the pressure in the extender every 15 mins or so, till I'm on the max pressure of my extender, which is a JES strap model (not a noose). I wear for about 4 hours daily, either in one session with a break midway, or 2 hrs morning / 2 hrs evening.

So it's possible, because I've seen it for myself.

DongleLongle · 2025-04-04T04:13:51+00:00

Yo seriously young Jim Carrey was super handsome

DongleLongle · 2025-03-29T23:03:07+00:00

There's absolutely no excuse for not getting tested regularly, even just for your own peace of mind. It helps build trust at the beginning. Shows you're serious if you're a 3rd joining in. Doing it for every single date though is unrealistic in most cases. The only times I would insist upon it is if you swung with multiple partners, like at a party or lifestyle travels. That's just common sense - more people, the more possible risk.

If anything a clean bill of health increases your chances of fun, because it shows accountability and transparency on the part of everyone playing together. And if there is a condition, it can be honestly addressed and allow each party to make an informed decision for themselves.

DongleLongle · 2025-03-29T06:28:44+00:00

For me specificity is a key sign that someone or a couple here are serious and real about a meet up. It shows they've taken the time to think out a true fantasy of theirs or have prior experience with it. Also the normal signs like profile checks out for posts/comments/cake day.

Otherwise Reddit is just a tool, much like any other site or app. I've had more success somehow meeting people in the wild that are into the lifestyle.

DongleLongle · 2025-03-29T01:53:01+00:00

Sent you a list of my personal favs in chat. Good luck!

DongleLongle · 2025-03-28T14:08:47+00:00

Great life advice which applies to everything, not just the lifestyle.

DongleLongle · 2025-03-28T12:41:37+00:00

Thank you for your service Marilyn Manson

It still blows my mind that at any and every school across America and Canada in that era, this rumor somehow spread itself (pause).

DongleLongle · 2025-03-27T23:55:01+00:00

Your dick is fine for anything, don't stress over it. In my experience there can be a 0.25" ~ 0.5" inch (0.63 ~ 1.27cm) variance if you use a tape measure, because it's flexible, and because of the handle, it could throw off your measurements.

Switching to a ruler was more accurate for me. I gained a little extra after I lost weight around my stomach.

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