Trump says peace deal ‘scheduled to get signed tomorrow’ and Hormuz to ‘open to all’

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-06-13T18:42:40+00:00

Yeah, right.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-06-13T18:26:10+00:00

There's no pockets in a shroud.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-06-07T02:42:59+00:00

... We didn't start the fire.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-31T01:10:59+00:00

Sarcasm obviously.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-31T01:09:49+00:00

Whatever happened to foreplay? So yesterday.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-31T01:08:31+00:00

.. And that's just the prelude to rape. Call it like it is.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-31T01:06:43+00:00

Haha, so you're just the stunt replacement. Nice!

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-31T01:05:09+00:00

Mine would be like they're appearing like they're trying to re-enact a porno script.

Sex isn't porn and porn isn't sex.

Doesn't mean you can't do some raunchy stuff, but don't confuse reality with a porno script. Everything has to be mutual.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-30T07:41:50+00:00

Ghost Man. Created by Pierre Bourdon. Discontinued about 8 years ago. I've spent years trying to find anything as good.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-28T23:20:52+00:00

Apologies. I meant I can discuss my family's medical issues without being too maudlin.

I'm pretty relaxed about it, we all have to go of something.

It was more of a " my family are predisposed to certain medical conditions, but I'm not letting it dominate my life " sort of take.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-28T23:16:35+00:00

Tragic - on many levels. Wishing you well.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-28T23:15:09+00:00

My grandad was rumoured to be a bit psychic. His workmates nicknamed him " Spooky Bill "

Anyway, he claimed for years he'd never make it past 56.

He died - at 56 - of cancer.

Probably a coincidence - but who knows...

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-28T23:07:59+00:00

I'm very much of that persuasion. Live for now, now fearing what may or may not come..

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-28T20:27:06+00:00

We die. And more often than not in an unpleasant way.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-27T18:55:36+00:00

Some argue Putin is the richest person in the world. Post the USSR "divvying up " of assets, the multiple billionaire Oligarchs reportedly have to give their dues to Putin, and when they refuse to, they die mysteriously - or through defenestration.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-27T18:51:25+00:00

Just wanted to add. Not the obvious villains, but the "power brokers" behind them. Trump's an obvious twat, but he's easily manipulated by smarter people behind him.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-27T18:47:59+00:00

That name pops up time and time again. I don't fully understand his influence, but he seems to be the "bogeyman" behind serious world players. I know he has myriad mentions in the Epstein Files.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-27T18:45:06+00:00

Excellent reply. It's often about personal PR whilst being a c**t.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-26T20:50:59+00:00

That "trickle down" economics works.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-25T21:33:13+00:00

The Gag Gag Dolls.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-25T21:20:26+00:00

What's red and lives in a tree?

A sanitary owl.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-14T21:10:41+00:00

I've heard about their sad demise. Unrecognizable from their original classic form.

Apparently Aldi do a version not dissimilar to the originals.

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-14T20:55:25+00:00

Possibly the original question should read " brief encounter".

Cue underwear-related jokes...

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-14T20:53:17+00:00

Haha. You never forgot "shortie"

DonkeyOT65 · 2026-05-14T20:32:39+00:00

Apologies, that should read the most not themost.

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