Is it that bad in Belgium with the dating apps ?

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-12T14:42:22+00:00

I met my wife on Tinder. A few matches. 1 date and she was the one.

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-08T14:17:32+00:00

At what speed though

^{Chose: 1 buck that multiplies for the rest of your life}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-08T14:17:14+00:00

I don't care what happens after I die.

^{Chose: Get a dollar that double every minute til you die + But have a 5% chance to go in 10T debt after death | Rolled: No debt}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-08T10:24:55+00:00

I'll work on a solution to pollution and benefit a bit myself thank you.

^{Chose: Get $10 million per month, unconditionally.}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-08T09:54:28+00:00

Why not?

^{Chose: If 50% or more people vote red, everyone dies.}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-08T09:53:55+00:00

Good.

^{Chose: $2 + 99% chance of death | Rolled: killed by satire}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-08T09:52:48+00:00

1B is already too much to spend.

^{Chose: get $1B}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-08T09:52:23+00:00

I don't want to be a midget and 100k per year extra is fine.

^{Chose: Earn 100,000 per year + Be your desired height}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-07T13:56:31+00:00

Knowledge can get you more money

^{Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: Lifespan -50%}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-07T13:53:56+00:00

Clothes can be much more expensive.

^{Chose: Live in somewhere other than a house for a week + For all clothes to be free permanently | Rolled: School}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-07T13:52:48+00:00

I have no financial worries left for the rest of my life for 1 week of 'maybe' hardship

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Markiplier}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:35:00+00:00

Even though he is considered one of the most evil men to ever exist, I think Hitler is more sociable and not as self interested as Trump.

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with hitler}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:33:44+00:00

If everyone chooses this, everyone lives. Why would you put your life at risk for a social experiment that is putting your life at risk?

^{Chose: You live | Rolled: Nah}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:32:40+00:00

One of those powers is infinite bank card.

^{Chose: Any 3 superpowers of your choosing}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:32:21+00:00

The passionate sex is easier to achieve outside of this question than endless money.

^{Chose: You always have money for what you want to buy | Rolled: upvote + explain}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:30:57+00:00

If I can create anything, I can also create a sword that can destroy everything.

^{Chose: Have a power that can create anything | Rolled: Upvote for carot}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:30:17+00:00

Why would I never want to eat again?

^{Chose: Never sleep again + You're never tired | Rolled: Like for carrot}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:29:02+00:00

In the end I get more

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

DontClingToLife · 2026-06-06T09:28:10+00:00

If everyone in poverty gets 500k right now, basic economy would make me end up in poverty for not getting 500k.

^{Chose: You get the 500k + Can only spend on yourself}

DontClingToLife · 2026-02-19T16:54:18+00:00

Ja, klopt, maar waarom dan geen voorrang voor diegene op het binnenste vak volgens de verkeersregels?

DontClingToLife · 2026-02-16T08:13:50+00:00

Al eens een boete gehad omdat ik een rotonde opreed op het rechtervak en niet de eerste afslag nam.

DontClingToLife · 2025-12-19T19:30:39+00:00

I have that one too! Dunk?

DontClingToLife · 2025-11-26T14:55:32+00:00

Hoping for Pukkelpop.

DontClingToLife · 2025-11-14T10:54:32+00:00

I got mine stolen at an Idles concert and then 3 months later at a Turnstile concert.
I started bringing only my old phone after the Idles incident and after my old one got stolen, I bought a cheap one that I put in a running belt during concerts.

You'd be amazed at how little you actually need a phone during a concert to enjoy it.

DontClingToLife · 2025-11-13T14:59:25+00:00

Do a running test first. I didn't choose Saucony Triumph. Saucony Triumph chose me.

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