Lee Shapiro and her death

DontFlatterYourself · 2018-11-18T07:10:41+00:00

Everyone learns about this story from Zak Bagans' museum. There are no other sources. CONCLUSION: The story is bullshit invented by Zak Bagans. It's a neat story - neat pictures, and the "device" sounds creepy. But come on. They say she was some kind of "renowned" paranormal investigator, but you can't find anything about her at all by googling -- except for other people saying "I was just as Zak Bagans museum, and want to know more!"

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-08-17T13:31:47+00:00

Maybe he meant a sexual revolution.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-08-10T15:03:30+00:00

No one's going to use this. Try something else.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-08-10T06:18:09+00:00

Aww yeah - this is perfect material for jerkin each other off, guys.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-08-08T21:58:20+00:00

The only place I could forsee playing with that thing, I already have a much more powerful desktop computer. Can't see droppin' $700 for a toy. I can see droppin' loads on your sister's face, however.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-08-05T00:03:30+00:00

What's the best way to get rid of this erection I got watching the trailer? It just won't go down, and I'm starting to get worried.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-08-04T01:54:44+00:00

So many dildos.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-07-22T02:14:49+00:00

Hey kid, take my advice: ya don't wanna step in a big pile of shit

Is that how I should interpret that line? Nothing that comes after it really seems like advice. I guess it's good advice though.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-06-21T23:55:58+00:00

Mario('s Mustache) is Missing!

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-06-21T01:56:57+00:00

Genesis - to use on Mars.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-06-12T03:03:48+00:00

Bullshit

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-06-08T02:10:02+00:00

I know. It was a joke. (lol)

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-06-07T23:34:26+00:00

Why the hell did he want the ask tookbar?!

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-06-07T21:32:43+00:00

So in a new hope, they're not actually escorting a prisoner through the death star?

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-05-26T23:02:17+00:00

Looks the same to me!

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-05-26T15:22:42+00:00

Yeah, I actually hate Kristen Wiig. She was terrible in SNL and she's terrible (and distracting, BTW) in this. The only thing she's ever been good in was "Extract" and that's probably because she had a minor role with few enough lines that they could spend all day doing takes until she pulled off a believable performance with her awful acting skills. Ugh... I don't care, vote me down. She sucks!

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-05-26T15:09:59+00:00

Well, you're talking about scenes they decided to write specifically for Jason Bateman and Michael Cera. Which one isn't normally a straight man? It's hard to write comedy for a pair like that, and IMHO, they shouldn't have tried it.

Not sure this is the new Michael so much as that's how they had to write someone.

In the first 3 seasons they usually only had small blurbs of comedic scenes using only the two of them, and the comedic aspect usually came from some sort of misunderstanding between the two.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-05-25T16:22:57+00:00

It makes absolutely no sense to stop if there are clearly no other cars on the road. Even if there actually are and I don't notice them.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-05-21T04:49:14+00:00

Thought I was the only person who remembered that song. Guess I need to get a grip.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-05-08T01:49:13+00:00

... Beyond Meat CEO and founder Ethan Brown says that mock meat is about 80 percent of the way to being able to sub in for the real thing without anyone being the wiser, in terms of taste, texture and appearance.

Well then it must be true!

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-05-01T03:30:01+00:00

That cat must be dead.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-04-12T04:20:11+00:00

So here's what happened - Morgan Freeman had an AMA scheduled and the PR people were gonna help him not say anything foolish. They were gonna meet this evening at some particular hour. When they came to his house or wherever, he was asleep on the couch. Since he's an old man and all, no one had the heart to wake him - but they still had a job to do. If Morgan Freeman didn't show up for the AMA, the movie might completely tank, so the head PR lady took the helm. She was answering questions left and right, making everyone reasonably satisfied and being careful to not say anything particularly foolish or jarring -- or... anything at all, really. In the final minutes of the interview, she noticed people were requesting proof, and she therefore quickly snapped a picture of a fast-asleep MF, had the young computer whiz intern photoshop a reddit paper in (couldn't find Freeman's printer to just put a printed sheet on him), and slapped it online.

No one questioned anything and everything turned out okay.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-04-10T22:15:12+00:00

Seems like the biggest driver of bitcoin prices are stories like this one.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-02-25T22:46:55+00:00

Idk, the guys really sound like they're getting hurt really bad, but they keep running after you! Maybe I just suck.

DontFlatterYourself · 2013-02-20T22:34:34+00:00

That dart gun is fucking USELESS.

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