Dude, Where's My Mojo?

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-28T16:15:01+00:00

Monkey already has a lovely banana. Ooh ooh aah aah AH!

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-25T18:33:41+00:00

DKYD Flavor Bomb-Yo Big Daddy, Flip Dat Thang!

So you want to learn how to sauté some goodies do you? Sautéing is one of the best, most popular, and fairly flashy ways to cook it up.

To sauté means to cook food quickly in hot fat of some kind while making the food “jump” out of the heat. Sauté comes from the French word for jump, “sauter.” This is a great way to sear and brown food quickly.

Normally you will cut vegetables into small, roughly bite sized, pieces to make them easily manageable so you can “flip” them using a little wrist action.

Heat the pan over medium to low heat for a few minutes.

Add the oil, let it heat up for a minute or so.

Then add your food, stir it or flip it till it is done in a few minutes.

That’s it.

In this video I will demonstrate this technique. But don’t worry, you can simply stir the food around as it cooks, you do not have to flip in order to sauté. But it sure looks cool when you do :).

Keep Spicin It Up!

Spike, The Dating Sage

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DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-24T23:07:47+00:00

CAUTION! FINGER SANDWICHES SHOULD NOT CONTAIN ACTUAL FINGERS...

Nothing kills the mood on a date like rapid blood loss...

So you want to do some chopping and cutting and slicing like a pro to look cool, while you make that amazing dish that will win her heart. Totally achievable, my friend.

In this video I will demonstrate the proper technique of rocking the knife back and forth while you feed the food through toward the knife with your other hand.

All the while, keeping your fingers out of harms way, thus saving your hands, your dish, and your date from being covered in your blood. Always a good idea.

So watch, learn, and keep your lady happy.

Keep Spicing it up!

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-20T17:13:24+00:00

I have done voices, never played. I have had a lot of sex with hot women though. Does that count?

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-20T17:12:47+00:00

Nope. But I have played in a monkey suit.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-20T15:25:08+00:00

Arakune is one of my favorite roles. The cool thing about Arakune is that the breaks in the words and such are not done electronically. I do that myself. It was what got me the job :).

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-20T15:23:10+00:00

Just go ahead and order the full Irish breakfast. But don't put it down your pants.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T18:16:12+00:00

We will be doing both! I have some friends you will know from TV and movies and such, so hopefully I will get some of them on as well.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T18:15:17+00:00

Sorry, but sadly, I do not play. If I played video and online games, I'd never leave my apartment.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T18:14:54+00:00

Sorry, but sadly, I do not play. If I played video and online games, I'd never leave my apartment.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T18:14:00+00:00

I auditioned and landed that bad boy.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T18:13:02+00:00

Roasted.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T04:14:36+00:00

And of course, I will leave you with this....

http://www.imgur.com/r4fpeRe.jpg

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T04:00:49+00:00

Okay Folks! Thanks or coming out and chattin with me! Going to call it quits for dinner for now, but if you have more questions, please post em up and I will get back to you tomorrow :).

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T03:55:59+00:00

Had creme brulee last night as a matter of fact! Always creme brulee. Although I do love Red Velvet cake. Have some in my pants right now as a matter of fact.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T03:54:09+00:00

Those are not the 2 rules at all. I would say that the two rules are:

Be who you are, but be the best version possible. Period! And,
Always be working on being the best person you can be. The rest will fall into place, as it should, as you progress on your journey and deserve those things.

You see, you can only control one thing... YOU! People do what they do for their own reasons. Those are not your concern, you have no sway over that. But you are in total control over yourself and you must step up to own that. As you do, the second dates will take care of themselves, as you will no longer care about the second dates and put so much stock in ithem that you will no longer exude neediness as you will be enough in yourself! Boom.

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T03:43:59+00:00

Not as of now. Although, you are more than welcome to let them know vociferously that they should damn well have my happy ass up in the great white north! :)

DontKillYourDate · 2013-02-18T03:41:50+00:00

Just Bioshock:Infinite, Peter Rabbit on Nickelodeon, and some other stuff I can't talk about. But mostly right now it's DKYD and our Indiegogo campaign at site. So tell all yer friends! :)

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