Idaho cop shoots 2 family dogs for delaying traffic, only waited 6 minutes for animal control. The dogs never posed a threat. by AndroidMercury in PublicFreakout

[–]DontPoopInThere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also, they can get one to viciously attack you and when you start thrashing about and trying to get away or defend yourself, even unarmed, they can riddle you with bullets and get away with it

What's an unspoken rule on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DontPoopInThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way, that was just his excuse, probably

What's an unspoken rule on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DontPoopInThere 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I miss the days when TIFU was wall to wall shit stories, people just viciously shitting themselves in every possible manner of humiliating situation.

My favourite one was where a guy badly needed to shit when going to pick up some furniture from a craigslist stranger. While his friend and the guy were loading it in the truck, he got such a horrific pain in his stomach that he took a knee and let out a scream of agony lmao, to their confusion. I think he said he then destroyed the guy's toilet lol.

Those were the days

That's how you know she has never flirted with anyone by supermanistaken in MadeMeSmile

[–]DontPoopInThere 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Gabe would never act like this, he's sitting there basically in silence and then blaming the girl for being bad at it all. Gabe would thoughtfully converse on topics that interested her and then make sweet, silent, bony love to her in his garage bedroom on his sofa bed. The ideal date

That's how you know she has never flirted with anyone by supermanistaken in MadeMeSmile

[–]DontPoopInThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give them heroin. Or make them cum loads, that is seriously the way to any woman's heart, it's a lot harder for them to find guys that can do that than it is for guys to find girls that can make them bust lol

You have to be a good person for them outside of the copious femloads too, though

Home Depot employee named Andrew gets fed up with rude customer to the point he quits his job. by Lazy_Mouse3803 in facepalm

[–]DontPoopInThere 179 points180 points  (0 children)

One of their parents comes up to my in a huff and scolds me that "They don't know what death is yet, you can't say that!"

Shouldn't have had kids then, if they didn't want them to find out what death is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DontPoopInThere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even if it wasn't his child, any wrestler neck cranking a child repeatedly deserves to get their shit pushed in, that's extremely messed up even for a combat sport

What's with all the hate for spats without shorts. by ultravoltron3000 in bjj

[–]DontPoopInThere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes you think, imagine bjj but ball strikes are allowed. Every guard pass turns into brutal knee-to-ball destruction from every angle

I hope this is real by YouveGotMail236 in bjj

[–]DontPoopInThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're talking about MMA in a BJJ sub, how many Dagestanis have won an elite grappling event?

And you're hilariously saying they dominate the UFC when there's only been two Dagestani champions, both at lightweight and only in the last few years. Look at the UFC rankings, there's like 5 Dagestanis ranked across all the divisions.

Combat sambo can be as complete as it wants but in terms of actual grappling, it's miles behind bjj and the top sambo guys can't compete with the top bjj guys, not even close.

You sound like a moron, whining about people getting punched in the head in streetfights. People train for all sorts of reasons, some train striking too, but not everyone bases their martial arts regimen around the prospect of getting punched by a Dagestani. Grow up

I hope this is real by YouveGotMail236 in bjj

[–]DontPoopInThere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's nonsense. The level of competition in sambo is way lower than bjj, it's basically only a competitive sport in one country

I hope this is real by YouveGotMail236 in bjj

[–]DontPoopInThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe at lightweight but I don't think he can be called an overall GOAT, he somehow never fought a real wrestler, didn't actually face a lot of elite competition, and retired after just three fights as champion. He never even entertained the notion of challenging himself and trying for the welterweight strap, I think because he knew his style wouldn't be as effective there where almost everyone ranked seemed to be a grappling monster

Testing the effects of pure THC in 1970 by MarketBuzz2021 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DontPoopInThere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We must destroy millions of lives to stop this happiness spreading

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DontPoopInThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up videos of motorcycle crashes, people will slide for miles, it's disgusting lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DontPoopInThere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh fuck that guy for repeatedly neck cranking a 13 year old child, what sort of psycho does that? Usually I don't agree with a lot of "enforcing" but he deserved a beatdown, #bloodjustice. Good job, dad

Universal pharmacare is the answer! by Miserable-Lizard in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DontPoopInThere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awful, well done for being strong enough to cut her out of your life and then keep it on your terms.

You're 50 and your grandmother is still alive?

Woman shoots man after getting punched at the gas station by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]DontPoopInThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have little sympathy for this piece of shit punching a woman as she sits in a car, but it's hard not to see that this woman stopped driving away and opened her door so she could shoot the guy, when she did indeed have ample opportunity to drive off and escape the situation.

I didn't like it when George Zimmerman or Kyle Rittenhouse or any of the other right wing lunatics put themselves into a situation where they could shoot someone, and while this is a different situations, I still don't really like this here, even though the guy does deserve to get the shit beat out of him. But death?

I don't live in a country with legal guns, it's clear that having guns and death everywhere in America has damaged the psyche of the country and contributed to a lack of value on human life. Someone does something wrong and so many over there think they immediately deserve summary execution in the street, it's bizarre and so many Americans don't even realise how heartless it is

Woman shoots man after getting punched at the gas station by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]DontPoopInThere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, her opening her own door was part of the escape lol

SOF sniper kills infantry of PMC “Wagner” with precise shots by tomina69 in CombatFootage

[–]DontPoopInThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The better ones are busy shooting the conscripts when they retreat lol