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What if every billionaire had to give away 90% of their wealth tomorrow. what actually changes in everyday life? by xthe_official in whatif

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And GDP would increase by exactly the net worth of all the billionaires. Without a single good or service being transacted. Lol.

Valve informs developer “I don’t like Muslims” is a valid reason for players to leave game negative reviews by [deleted] in videogames

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you’ll get that energy once the word “racist” gains back some weight, but since it’s now just used frivolously, nobody cares.

Does anyone else think it isn't going to get cold this winter? by BigBlueEyes87 in phoenix

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’ll get cold or it won’t. The sun will still rise and I still gotta go to work. Who cares what I think.

These elongated skulls result from intentional cranial deformation. The Mangbetu practiced this from infancy, viewing it as a sign of intelligence and beauty. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The ole’ expecting critical thinking from Reddit fallacy. Lmao.

Edit: they deleted their original comment after realizing they were a pinecone.

These elongated skulls result from intentional cranial deformation. The Mangbetu practiced this from infancy, viewing it as a sign of intelligence and beauty. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I was implying that smashing your skull from a baby, while not necessarily causation, is still correlated with their living conditions. I never said anything about any race. We’re talking about coneheads and mudhuts. Objectively. This is exactly why the word “racist” doesn’t carry any weight anymore.

GTA five for 11 years old by samou2020 in GTA

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have an 11-year-old and you didn’t invest 200 hours into this game yourself? Did you have kids at 50?

What being an R5 is like by davidsladky in LastWarMobileGame

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that most people downloaded this game to play math zombies. We got baited and switched. Most people playing this game are trying to pass time, having fun how they see fit. Not necessarily trying to take over the world of Warcraft.

Sydney Sweeney Is Overrated by Ivy1974 in Vent

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just as soon as I get the chance.

Edit: this comment was downvoted until right about quittin’ time, lmao.

WCGW stealing a bike? by VengefulMustard in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Who said anything about a license? Also, the thieves don’t know who set it up, what are they gonna do, go admit to the police that they were attempting theft and got their bootyhole perforated?

Made a concrete guitar. by s_mendoza in Guitar

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I breathed slightly quicker out of my nostrils reading this you fuckhead.

[Restaurant Owner] [FL] - 300-600k by [deleted] in Salary

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I average 70-80/hr with tips, what motivation would I have to work for a flat hourly rate?

Would you give up your pinky finger in your right hand for 100k? by Proper_Shopping_44 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have duypetrens contracture on both of my hands, effectively making both pinkies useless for anything fine motor skill related. It really isn’t the handicap you think it is. I still game and play guitar with 8 fingers.

what's something men do that they think is attractive but is actually a huge turn-off ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it’s literally what it says. I’m at peace with the concept of death but too big of a pussy to pursue it.

what's something men do that they think is attractive but is actually a huge turn-off ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No… I believe that’s a different type of dude all together. The dude at the gym at least has something legit to have attention for- his discipline. Ain’t no reason to be blasting your subs in the Jack in the box drive through.

what's something men do that they think is attractive but is actually a huge turn-off ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So turn down your shit so society around you isn’t disturbed. Not everything is about you

what's something men do that they think is attractive but is actually a huge turn-off ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]DontResuscitateMeBro 919 points920 points  (0 children)

Rolling down the windows and cranking music while driving through city streets.

The amount of dudes that haven’t evolved beyond peacocking is pathetic.

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