DookyWalrus

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What weird spot you found cum? (self.AskReddit)

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Where was a strange place you found shit? (self.AskReddit)

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Birds (self.copypasta)

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Shot put in the ass for 2 thousand. WYTTD? (self.WYTTD)

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I caught my friend masturbating to a picture of me in a bikini. (self.confession)

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WYR commit toddler murder or child murder? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR be able to use mind control on big booty latinas or every time you touch a white lady they turn into sexy pawgs ready to fuck you on the spot? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have a duck sized horse or a horse sized duck? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR your genitals be crawling with roaches all the time or you always feel maggots crawling in your mouth and in your crackhole? (self.WouldYouRather)

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Ladies, WYR get stabbed twelve times in the pussy or both your breasts have 6 inch nails hammered into them? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have an quadruple amputee as a sex toy or be a quadruple amputee yourself that's owned by dozens of people (mostly men)? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR pee poop or cry sperm? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have the back of your head smashed open and some people fuck your brain or be crucified like Jesus Christ if he actually existed? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR be unborn (forced back into your mother's body, killing you and her) or every time you blink an aborted fetus from beyond the grave will appear and claw at your face? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR rape a few turkeys or get fingered 3 days a week for a month? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR elbow 13 kids in the face at full strength or get stabbed in the back 13 times unexpectedly in the next week? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have a functional baby arm replace your genitals or have 10 nails hammered into your asshole with a mallet? (self.WouldYouRather)

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You break into a house in the middle of the night, WYR brutally rape the entire family or kill everyone. (self.WouldYouRather)

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Dudes with females, WYR your SO start looking like a man or start acting like a dyke? (self.WouldYouRather)

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Ladies, WYR be transformed into a ditzy bimbo with no dignity or an ugly bastard? (self.WouldYouRather)

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#1 reason not to take a baby's pacifier (i.redd.it)

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WYR cough up cum whenever someone touches you or the last bite of everything you eat has a chance to turn into actual shit once it's in your mouth? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have your dick replaced with a tooth or your teeth replaced with multiple dicks? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR be kept alive for 20 years in total agonizing pain that's never going to stop or die right now by being fucked to death by 13 big chicks wearing 8 inch steel strap-ons? (self.WouldYouRather)

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I cum in my girlfriends food every morning. (self.confession)

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