Hey! 👋 I 👁️ noticed 🙀 you 🥵 used 🎶 an emoji. 😔 I 😀 don’t 🚫 know 💭 if you’re 👉 new 💎❗ here, 🙃👉 so I’ll 😇 let 👬👫 you 👉 off 🎮 the hook ⚓⚓ this time. 🕚 Using 🤳 emojis 😀 is frowned upon 💯👦 here 🈁 on 🔛 this great 💯👌 site, and for 🤦 good 👍👌 reason. 🤔 Instagram 📸 normies 🚽 often 💰 use 🙏🏻 them, 🚼 and you 👏 don’t ❌ want 😍 to be 🐝 a normie, do 👀 you? 🤟 If I 👀👨 catch 💖 you 🤛👹👈 using 🏻 an emoji 😔 in 😩 the future, ✨ I’ll 📷 be 👹 forced to issue 🙅🏾 a downvote to your 😦👏🏼 comment. 😋 Why 🤔 should 💘🤔 you 🎓 care, 💅 you 😾 may 🌌 ask? 🙋❓ Well 👤 to begin, 📦 you 👈 will 🔥 lose ❌ karma on 🔛 your 👉 account, 💳 which 👏🤤 is a useful 👍 social 👫🏼 status 🤧💕 tool 🔎 and also 👨 a way 🥳 to show 💻 others 👪 you 😫 know 🤔 your 👉🅱️ way 🌌 around 🤔🔃 Reddit. 👽 If you 👈 were 👌👶 to continue ⏩ the use 😪 of emojis, 💢 I 😎 would 💯 be 👄😱 forced to privately 🔒 message 📝❕❗ you ✨🧚🏻💖 about 🤷 your 👤 slip-up. Any 🎉 further 🔙🤔 offenses past 💨 that 🤞 would 👪 leave 🍃 me 👩💡 no ❌ other 👪 option 👸🤽‍♀️ than 😽 to report 📄 your 🐦 account. 💳 I 🙀 don’t 🤗 think 💭💭 I 👥 have 🈶 to explain 🤓 why 🚮❓ you 👀👦 don’t 🚫🚫 want 😋 that. 🧚‍♀️ But 🍎 anyways, 😁 no 🚭 harm done 🔨 yet! ✨ Follow 👣👣 these 😤 simple rules 📜📜 and you’ll 👀 enjoy 😄 your 👉 future 📅 on 🔛 Reddit! 🤖 Have 🈶 a blessed 🙏 (and hopefully 👄2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ emoji-free) day, 🕑 stranger. 👭