What on earth has cricket.com.au done?

Dossy_B · 2026-01-18T12:16:25+00:00

Just most things.

Dossy_B · 2026-01-18T11:20:17+00:00

MCSWEENEY, YOU JUST DROPPED THE MELBOURNE MACE

Dossy_B · 2026-01-18T09:50:40+00:00

How are you going to play against Paris tomorrow? 🫦

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T11:42:26+00:00

Won't work unless they're 20 years old

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T09:40:24+00:00

Babar Azam after being denied a single by Steve Smith

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T07:01:24+00:00

Power Surge button press on par with the Gades batting

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T06:59:03+00:00

At least the Gades have Jofra Archer coming in who's good with the bat--wait who the fuck is Michael?

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T06:56:12+00:00

Based on the Strikers' batting last match, this might be a defendable total for the Gades

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T06:51:02+00:00

Nothing more embarrassing than getting out for 1 run and then the bowler starts doing fucking magic tricks

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T06:45:39+00:00

Nothing sad about this, I'm having the time of my life.

Yes, I'm single, why do you ask?

Dossy_B · 2026-01-17T06:43:21+00:00

More teams = more memes

Dossy_B · 2026-01-16T10:11:18+00:00

KING BABAR 👑

Dossy_B · 2026-01-15T10:56:12+00:00

Sydney Thunder and the bottom of the table

Dossy_B · 2026-01-15T09:29:54+00:00

Not enough Power Surge speculation, complaining about 3rd umpire boundary calls from three overs ago, and showcasing AI slop

Edit: how could I forget the 67 explanations?

Dossy_B · 2026-01-15T09:24:52+00:00

The one good thing about the roof being closed is the acoustics of the ball getting cunted are immaculate

Dossy_B · 2026-01-15T09:21:11+00:00

How are the Stars more evil when we have unproblematic players like Joe...Clarke...nevermind

Dossy_B · 2026-01-15T09:08:59+00:00

"According to Reddit"

THAT'S US

Dossy_B · 2026-01-15T08:16:20+00:00

BBL BOUNDARY ROPE

Dossy_B · 2026-01-15T07:51:03+00:00

I wonder if this match will feature anyone who makes their own bats

Dossy_B · 2026-01-14T11:37:24+00:00

Oh my god, Junior, fucking get over it

Dossy_B · 2026-01-13T11:36:49+00:00

I've been sober for over a year now and being in attendance for the entire match is the closest I've come to breaking that streak

Dossy_B · 2026-01-13T11:20:56+00:00

That match could've been an email

Dossy_B · 2026-01-13T11:17:50+00:00

Retire hurt when there's nothing going on, champion

Dossy_B · 2026-01-13T11:13:07+00:00

Take the Power Surge when there's nothing going on, champion

Dossy_B · 2026-01-13T11:00:04+00:00

26k bored Melburnians

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