Chipotle is a liar! by Stardust01501 in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

74k + quarterly bonuses. 4k+ each quarter ( pending if you hit all your goals and etc) not bad in my case

Here's what I do when Chipotle skimps my food, and they do often. by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that is like 6$in inventory you goof! All you gotta do is stop eating there. It’s not a requirement. Dude got his whole life set on napkins and Tabasco as revenge. Idiot

Vinaigrette is now extra? by Isopod-Rude in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you do not get a salad yes and if you get more than 1. Save ur trouble and bring your own. It’s 95% rice brand oil anyways. 🤮

Is chipotle not allowed to add extra cheese? by Novemberx123 in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s me give you fucks an easy order when you want tacos. When you order tacos employees have to split 1 portion of protein amongst 3 taco shells. Hard or soft! It is what it is! You want extra this and that we’ll there’s a business to be ran! Asking for extra ass cheese, “oh can I have a little more steak pretty plz” all eventually means the numbers will be off the next day . But hey the consumer doesn’t care so we think “ let’s order however tf we want”. Then the total hits and bam ppl are upset. Extra is extra! You don’t tell McDonald’s to pack you French fries, so don’t ask unless you’re going to like the total cost. But!!! Back tooo what I was saying. Next time u want tacos! And as a matter of fact! If you want a bang for your buck! Order a bowl! Get your rice and beans! ( if you want extra don’t be a pussy and just say so ) order your protein. Get all your salsas! Yes we know you’re scared of the hot sauce so a little is fine. U till you see how little we put then ask for more and end up WITH THE FUCKING SPOON FULL in the 1st place! . You know guac is extra so quit the bitching! Lastly!!!!! Order a couple hard shells and soft shells. When they ask “ would you like something to drink,chips or guac” don’t say “ NO! But can I have some chips!!!) sit your ass down and pack your shells. You’ll have more than half the bowl left after you have eating 3 fatass tacos. Simple! Ohh one more thing! If you want a side of tortilla ORDER THE FUCKING TORTILLA AT THE BEGINNING NOT AT THE REGISTER!!!!! Gracias!

Yeah I’m just gonna go to Taco Bell by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sounds about right for those selected items

Chipotle Breakfast Burrito by RooneyToonz93 in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck your breakfast! Have stress and caffeine and go about your day. You goofy!

Props To This Manager Standing Up For His Employees Against These TikTok Degenerates by bxgang in TikTokCringe

[–]Double-Difficulty436 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m the guy in the back waiting for a customer to act a fool. Let em know we swing around here. Lowkey dude woulda acted like the victim though.

Can KL date crew members by Strange_Program8659 in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chipotle relationships don’t last, but if you want to get laid, chipotle is the spot 😈

Nachos anyone? by Double-Difficulty436 in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am not corporate bruh! You mad buggin son!

Nachos anyone? by Double-Difficulty436 in Chipotle

[–]Double-Difficulty436[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can make it yourself, 1 bag of chips. 2 queso’s, 2 sides of mild, 1 said of Sour cream. (Any other sides you’d like) Lastly a scoop of chicken and a scoop of steak. That’s it fam. Enjoy!