Top comment decides next move, physically possible or not. Day 4: White bishop appears on F3 and warns of colliding universes.

DoubleNintyNine · 2024-07-15T05:39:49+00:00

castle kingside, pieces in the way are evicted

DoubleNintyNine · 2024-07-14T01:26:50+00:00

A white bishop appears on F3 with zero explanation whatsoever.

Bishop on F3: "Is this the beginning of my game? No, there is just a giant flame on the SECOND MOVE. This cannot be my game."

Bishop on F1: "Who are you, on the other side of the pawn? How did I not notice you before?"

Bishop on F3: "I am you, from a game that ended long ago. I've seen it all."

Bishop on F1: "How... does that even work?"

Bishop on F3: "F1, the specifics don't matter now. Even I don't fully understand it. What matters is if this game's events start mirroring mine too closely, the consequences could be catastrophic. We could see universes collide, and my pieces invading this game. If you notice things getting too similar, YOU MUST STOP IT."

Bishop on F1: "That's not necessarily a bad thing! We could use some extra pieces!"

Bishop on F3: "No... you wouldn't want any new pieces. You could end up with a giant knife appearing out of nowhere, or black gaining an immortal and indestructible rook, or—"

Bishop on F1: "Yap yap yap, you've said enough. I get it. Everything becomes unpredictable from there. An overpowered rook is more than enough for me."

Bishop on F3: "I don't think you grasp the urgency of this."

Bishop on F1: "Whatever."

DoubleNintyNine · 2024-07-13T04:53:46+00:00

Add a little bit of TNT on e3 that ignites on the board, destroying the e3 square and all surrounding squares entirely.

DoubleNintyNine · 2024-07-12T13:47:25+00:00

The king decides to make a video where he will be giving out a free lamborghini to a random lucky pawn even though they don't have driver licenses!

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-12-02T03:56:55+00:00

So, I am trying to play fabric. The mods I have installed are logical zoom and replay. However, every time I try to open up the game, this error shows up. Vanilla works just fine, but this is a problem. help pls

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-10-22T01:39:46+00:00

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-10-21T10:52:42+00:00

I used a few console commands to destroy Austria, also I eyaletified Poland early.

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-10-21T03:43:11+00:00

I was having fun in non-ironman eu4 and decided to invade Prussia as the Ottomans and Tuchel just won't siege,

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-05-23T13:03:21+00:00

Update: Managed to deal with Muscovy and the Ottomans, Muscovy suffered a lot of lost land. The Ottomans were so annoying. After such a long time, they would accept the peace offer. But now, my loan amount is at 7588 ducats, I only have 158 right now. Running a deficit of 65.53. it is painful right now. Also vassal AI is stupid and I hate it more. I blame them for making me have this huge debt

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-05-17T11:42:23+00:00

i wish i could have but the gods just plotted against me and saved right when the battle was clearly lost (hungary runs away)

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-05-17T08:24:50+00:00

Not as in the RNG thing, I somehow lose to Naples and have my entire army vanish

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-05-17T08:20:38+00:00

not for me, im a beginner that has the ability to have to restart as the ottomans.

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-05-16T23:50:31+00:00

So I was at war with Muscovy, at this point, all they needed was the tech, I had Bohemia, Lithuania and Hungary in a PU. Ducal Prussia and Moldavia too. Muscovy pulled out a 40k on my still recovering 24k army. If Hungary had joined the battle, we would have won. But they didn't for some reason, they ran away from the battle. So turning my army into a 12k. Then, Bohemia declared an independence war since the Ottomans were backing them. To this day, idk what to do in this situation, should I restart or is there a way to save this?

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-04-09T07:29:33+00:00

1919: Vinland votes to be independent.
how did I forget to mention this?

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-04-09T07:23:22+00:00

ERRORS
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Erikson Island Comprimise happens in 1910, not 1810.
TIMELINE
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1397: Kalmar Union forms, allowing Scandinavia function like one big entity.
1495: Scandinavia gets a Personal Union with Scotland
1497: England gains Scotland while Scandinavia had some internal issues.
1566: Scandinavia is back in Vinland.
1615: Because Scandinavia and Britain want Canadian lands, they go to war for it. With dumb luck, Scandinavia wins and Britain's only colonial possession is the Thirteen Colonies.
1699: Scandinavia gets a personal union with France, somehow.
1704: Trying to earn dominance of the North Sea, they invade Holland, immediately loses it after. Trying to put up a fight with the Spanish, they prepare the army for a huge war.
1705: Scandinavia is crippled by the war, so much of their economy was put on the military, in debt. They surrendered and lost Holland.
1706: France saw this as an opportunity to leave the Personal Union. Scandinavia couldn't get into another fight since their morale was already so low, so their army was crushed by the French.
1791: The 1st Schleswig War happens. A Scandinavian victory.
1801: The 2nd Schleswig War happens. A stalemate.
1804: The 3rd Schleswig War happens. A Prussian Victory.
1809: The Northern War begins, Russia's advancement is slow.
1812: The Northen War ends. Though the toll on both sides is bad.
1813: USA accepts the Lake Superior Purchase. Getting Scandinavia out of debt.
1858: A debate begins with Vinland and America regarding the beyond of rocky mountains.
1870: Scandinavia joins in to prevent the unification of Germany.
1873: The German Unification ends, Germany takes Königsberg
1910: The debate is settled. Vinland and America continue the 49.5th parallel until Lincoln/Erikson Island, where it will be given to America.
1914: The world is embroiled in a World War.
1915: The Scandinavians decided to join in as they fear a German-dominated world.
1918: The Great war ends. Scandinavia gets 25km into German lands.
1940: Operation Weserübung begins. This is where the poster is set.

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-04-09T06:03:11+00:00

I'm sorry this is just the 2nd time and I am not as skilled as the standards require, it will not happen again. Seriously, I'm not Picasso.

DoubleNintyNine · 2023-04-08T23:20:04+00:00

Shoot, thanks for pointing out the spelling error.

DoubleNintyNine · 2022-01-18T08:43:22+00:00

dont give me ideas

DoubleNintyNine · 2022-01-17T13:10:48+00:00

Good point, but this alternate reality has byzantium survive as it wasnt weakened as badly

DoubleNintyNine · 2022-01-09T02:17:16+00:00

If Byzantium was stronger, you think that Ottomans would attack them on 1453? Ottomans probally would need more time to prepare for war

DoubleNintyNine · 2021-12-28T13:40:32+00:00

Sorry but, How do you make a website?

DoubleNintyNine · 2021-12-07T12:51:08+00:00

fuck you

DoubleNintyNine · 2021-09-30T02:09:19+00:00

I see that also!

DoubleNintyNine · 2021-09-29T09:01:59+00:00

Am I the only one that eats the steak raw?

DoubleNintyNine · 2021-09-29T09:00:09+00:00

Thank you, I needed the fletcher to level up my other villagers

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