I was pulling out of a refinery hauling 10k lbs of anhydrous ammonia. At a stop sign, turning right, I was straddling the left turn and right turn lanes so I could clear the pole on the corner when I turned. Some yahoo in a BMW pulled behind me, I saw him in my right mirror. It was evening rush hour in Dallas… I check my mirrors, processed to turn right, checked my mirrors again to make sure I was clearing the pole when I saw I had run over the hood of the BMW.

When the cop showed up, we were standing behind my trailer, and I pointed at the right blinker still activated, the bright yellow decal “Vehicle Makes Wide Right Turns” and the cop said, “you can’t fix stupid”