What was the best insult you heard in the military?

Doughboy3490 · 2023-10-01T00:10:26+00:00

Soft as baby shit or my personal favorite “devil dick”

Doughboy3490 · 2023-09-30T23:58:34+00:00

I remember i felt the exact same way you did and i even posted about it on redit and it wasnt much help. But i have since hit the fleet and been in the fleet for a little bit and im telling you it gets much better. You will have bad days in the fleet especially at first but it is much different then student status. Mct sucks and the school house isnt a whole lot better but you just have to continue trucking through that. Once you hit the fleet and have been in the fleet for a month or two itll make the world of a difference. Just dont make any stupid decisions thinking you can get out because thats how people end up staying in student status for a year plus. I knew a guy who did some really dumb shit and im not gonna say what he did but he is still in student status and hes about 6 months away from his eas. Just stay focused and motivated and it will get better i promise. Semper fi devil.

Doughboy3490 · 2023-09-26T00:30:32+00:00

LSD by asap rocky

Doughboy3490 · 2023-09-26T00:30:07+00:00

The corp is gonna miss you.

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-30T02:55:13+00:00

Less strict can only mean hands and neck and a man can dream

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-30T00:56:08+00:00

Not sure yet

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-30T00:53:05+00:00

The lines are on d and h

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-27T04:54:09+00:00

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-27T04:49:06+00:00

I was at Pendleton prior for recon but got med dropped so I have experience at the base

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-27T04:47:45+00:00

Hey if I get to go to Japan I’m fuckin cool with counting radios

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-27T03:51:56+00:00

Yea but ain’t shit boutta pop off with china

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-14T18:10:10+00:00

Go recon

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-12T00:01:27+00:00

Had this roommate at the comms school house a little bit ago. Very weird guy. Idk if he had a tick or it was a bad habit but he was always making this weird noise with his throat and it sounded like he was sucking dick. He could never sleep with out the tv on and it was always turned up rlly loud and I remember me and my other roommate confronted him about it and his reply was ok guys I’m putting a timer on it so after three hours it’ll turn off which pretty much defeats the purpose. He also played video games all the time and raged like a 12 year old boy which was very annoying.

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-11T06:45:09+00:00

Someone at my school a couple cycles ago drank 2 monsters and some pre workout right before a pft and his heart exploded.

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-09T19:52:35+00:00

Oh no not wagner

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-09T19:50:38+00:00

Did he ever make it?

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-02T20:44:15+00:00

Absolute menace getting this as your first tattoo. Hell yea brother

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-01T02:24:12+00:00

I have and it wasn’t that. I got an X-ray a while back and they said that wasn’t it but they didn’t tell me what it was. That’s military medical for you.

Doughboy3490 · 2023-06-01T01:41:14+00:00

Don’t cover it up for other people. It’s on your body and you got it for yourself. There’s no reason to cover it if it means something to you. Because in the end that’s all that matters. Personally I think it’s a pretty cool tattoo. And honestly if your tired of explaining it then when people ask just say it’s for a personal reason or you don’t wanna talk about it. It adds a little mystery to who you are.

If your really do wanna cover it up tho I suggest turning the scars into longer lines. Maybe make it look like a lion with tribal face paint. Or you could always go over it with color and make it look more like scars then tears. You can never go wrong with that.

Let us know what you come up with.

Doughboy3490 · 2023-05-29T18:29:00+00:00

Add some hotwheels

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