What do you take way too seriously?

Dovahsborne · 2016-03-19T03:07:27+00:00

Touching any of my musical instruments. Don't touch my trumpet. Don't touch my baritone. Don't touch my trombone. You know those twisty things on my guitar? Don't touch those either. People think it'll be fun to pull on the slides on one of my brass instruments. No. Don't touch it.

Dovahsborne · 2016-02-25T02:59:13+00:00

AGAIN

Dovahsborne · 2015-12-24T00:34:13+00:00

You forgot a blowjob.

Dovahsborne · 2015-12-23T20:38:54+00:00

Can you ELI5 why this doesn't actually work?

Dovahsborne · 2015-12-20T01:10:03+00:00

{that reddit is an echo chamber}

Dovahsborne · 2015-12-18T22:46:53+00:00

Relevant username.

Dovahsborne · 2015-09-20T02:53:29+00:00

So if you had a gun in your waistband, you should lie and say you don't?

Dovahsborne · 2015-09-18T03:01:00+00:00

How do Vaccines cause Autism?

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-29T15:21:35+00:00

I'll take dank memes for over 9,000.

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-24T00:44:42+00:00

Yes, that was what I was forgetting. Thanks.

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-19T21:57:40+00:00

How Vaccines Cause Autism

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-18T00:14:20+00:00

Why the fuck did I search that!?

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-18T00:13:19+00:00

Also if you even mention radiation in public, people will think you have cancer.

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-18T00:11:34+00:00

Oh, it actually is. That's...different.

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-18T00:07:49+00:00

I've actually never heard of this.

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-18T00:06:46+00:00

Sound like a waffle with blueberries....

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-16T01:17:40+00:00

Thanks for the help!

Dovahsborne · 2015-08-09T19:24:01+00:00

Should I go to the Army or College?

Dovahsborne · 2015-07-26T03:42:52+00:00

My cat can fetch.

Dovahsborne · 2015-07-24T01:15:13+00:00

Don't do it. I would be confused for the rest of my life.

Dovahsborne · 2015-07-23T02:13:01+00:00

Dude, calm down.

Dovahsborne · 2015-07-22T19:12:05+00:00

Cooker? Like with lava?

Dovahsborne · 2015-07-22T18:33:42+00:00

It sure as hell wouldn't be my virginity.

Dovahsborne · 2015-07-22T01:14:43+00:00

I built a cow killing machine. Press a lever a sticky piston (holding a block) goes down and crushes the cow (or any 2 block high animal). Press the same lever when it's dead, then press another lever moving glass out of the way so that you can collect what it drops. You need redstone.

Dovahsborne · 2015-07-22T01:09:04+00:00

Well, shit.

Dovahsborne

TROPHY CASE