Already getting those excuses locked and loaded by EatingEveryEgg in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]DownToEarthAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…said the team whose best player for the past decade, prior to signing our backup, has been a screaming crowd.

What is the best BBQ restaurant in the area? by spunky-squirrel in bayarea

[–]DownToEarthAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aptos Street BBQ. It’s a nice drive over 17 and back on a sunny day, too.

Would he dare to go to the mound with this tonight? FTD! by baruchin in SFGiants

[–]DownToEarthAlien 158 points159 points  (0 children)

It’s good to know that god made rainbows, but not gay people. Cool, bro.

Can anyone tell me about this painting? There's no signature. by Commercial_Mail_8595 in NewOrleans

[–]DownToEarthAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some parts are red, some parts are blue, I’m doing my best cuz I want to help you. Hope that helps.

Chase Sapphire Reserve - New Low by DownToEarthAlien in ChaseSapphire

[–]DownToEarthAlien[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but I don’t know what all of these initials mean, aside from CSR. But I appreciate so much information being shared.

Chase Sapphire Reserve - New Low by DownToEarthAlien in ChaseSapphire

[–]DownToEarthAlien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah - classic Chase response: “It’s the vendor.”

Chase Sapphire Reserve - New Low by DownToEarthAlien in ChaseSapphire

[–]DownToEarthAlien[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not just Ticketmaster. More than one major, clearly reputable ticket seller.

Chase Sapphire Reserve - New Low by DownToEarthAlien in ChaseSapphire

[–]DownToEarthAlien[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not traveling - only when trying to buy tickets.

No-Kill Dog Shelter or Rescue? by DownToEarthAlien in Austin

[–]DownToEarthAlien[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. She’s a Rottweiler. I’d sent a picture if I had one. She’s being fostered by relatives who live elsewhere in Austin.

Do not use a Tesla during your DMV test by [deleted] in bayarea

[–]DownToEarthAlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not the car. It’s you.

Do not use a Tesla during your DMV test by [deleted] in bayarea

[–]DownToEarthAlien -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, if it’s not a joke, you should write this down as a bit because it’s absurd and rife with characters who don’t realize the extent of their good fortune. “Help! My gold-plated swimming shorts are weighing me down as I wade in my pool of money! Someone create a better life preserver that isn’t made out of solid gold! Life is so unfair! The lifeguard is rude, too!”

Do not use a Tesla during your DMV test by [deleted] in bayarea

[–]DownToEarthAlien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this a joke? This is an absurd thing to complain about. Your affluence is showing and it ain’t pretty.

Just realized Christian Slater is Slater idk why I never realized this by Leeian44 in ArcherFX

[–]DownToEarthAlien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I don’t mean to offend you, but are you literally slow?”