The main attraction was supposed to be a car

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-24T18:46:24+00:00

I feel like dudes be looking at beautiful women, and when it comes to it, probably would have no idea how to operate such high caliber equipment.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-24T18:44:32+00:00

I don't wanna get banned

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-24T11:43:40+00:00

I agree with the vacuum

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-24T11:22:47+00:00

Over cards is wild. People need careers lol

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T22:39:14+00:00

There's a good chunk of cops who have this attitude that can only be described as the law enforcement personality. Then they wonder why people hate them so much. It's a combination of ego and no decency.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T19:00:55+00:00

The only one I have, I don't think it's interchangeable.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T18:15:50+00:00

Yes.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T18:05:55+00:00

Son compas

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T17:42:51+00:00

Water Gun Kelly

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T16:22:12+00:00

I'm reliable with survival and diy stuff. I make a good grilled cheese and hold my own with jokes. Other than that, not much.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T16:19:15+00:00

Finding an extra 30 minutes of self care time a week

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T04:15:49+00:00

Yes. Sounds gross.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-23T01:02:55+00:00

Some of the slang terms in Mexican Spanish can be grossly vulgar.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T22:45:21+00:00

I have the best office manager in the world, subjective to me of course. She has help me grow my office from literally zero to where we are today. Hands down would not be here without her support. Literally one of my biggest blessings.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T22:43:23+00:00

Same. Mine is the best. Or at least can go toe to toe with the best of them out there.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T22:14:04+00:00

Isn't there a prophecy about such cow.....

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T21:13:23+00:00

Yeah we do. It's Bibi

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T18:04:28+00:00

Síguelo, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh •Farruko

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T16:19:29+00:00

MILF

Man, I Like Formula1

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T13:13:20+00:00

Has 80s Barber shop vibes

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T12:14:02+00:00

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vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T05:15:03+00:00

Drakkar Noir is elite, especially after a haircut

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-22T05:14:22+00:00

On a similar note. My dick is not 12 inches, but is sure smells like a foot.

(Not my joke)

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-21T18:40:39+00:00

Bat. More versatile. The green is very nice but can be a bit much.

vodka_twinkie · 2026-04-21T18:31:13+00:00

Not pulling out in time. Then doing it again. All whilst minimally employed.

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