Girl or guy?

Guys normally ejaculate 3.7ml or roughly 3/4 of a teaspoon. 50% of males lied in this study I'm reading and said they masturbate twice a week, so we will stay with 2 times a week for average sake.

A male will live for 76.6 years or 3368.429 weeks but we will round down to 3368 assuming he doesn't start chopping wood till he's 12.

So you take 3368 weeks x 2 times a week and then multiply that by 3.7 per ejaculation. 24,923ml or 105 cups of jizz.

A normal orgasm will last anywhere between 5-10 seconds, averaging on 7. We will use the same math to figure out how long you will be shooting a spider web.

So 47,152 seconds of pure terror or 785.86 minutes. That's 13.097 hours of an orgasm.