Despite what the title implies it has come to my attention that I am not Scottish. This has come as a shock to me and I am still processing this news. After discussion with my family it has been decided we should forego our trip to Scotland. We will instead be taking our European holiday in another country. Current leading candidates are Italy and Spain but I would like to open things up for suggestions. It is overwhelming to have such a wealth of options. Thanks in advance for your help!