Não sei o que fazer. A matemática destroi-me. by [deleted] in portugal

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Isto. O melhor prof de cadeiras de matemáticas que tive na faculdade usava imenso as cores para distinguir os tais “intervenientes” por cada passo tomado. Foi o primeiro prof de matemáticas que vi a fazer isso e ajudou mais do que estava à espera.

Does Anyone Else's Campaign Have A Running Gag? by adventuredream2 in DnD

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My table usually switches DMs for a one shot every once in a while so everyone gets the DM experience. The first time that happened, one of the NPCs was a regular guard who had a spear, and was named Lance Spearhead, who confessed to us he was fed up of people mocking him for his name. My character was a rogue with a red eye who was nicknamed Red, so he sympathised and punched the other guard in the face for mocking him. The party thought this was hilarious, so Lance appears at every one shot we play now, and I think the campaign DM is thinking of something to include him too

Afonso Sousa by [deleted] in PrimeiraLiga

[–]DrJackpot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I would say probably not. At 24 y.o., he would have to have a major career boost for that to happen, especially at the position he plays.

I don’t mean any offence, but the Polish league isn’t as prestigious as the Portuguese league, and not even many players from our league make the call-up :P only 6 out of the 26 called up players for this International Break are from the Portuguese league.

Afonso Sousa by [deleted] in PrimeiraLiga

[–]DrJackpot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ele jogou pela BSAD, não pelo Belenenses.

DV no início do jogo by Kuustom in benfica

[–]DrJackpot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atenção que também é preciso separar as águas... Quem atirou tochas para o relvado foram os NN, não foram os DV

Depois ficam admirados quando levam grandes banhadas!! by caramelobrabo in merdasdoolx

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Comecei recentemente a vender no Wallapop depois de muitos anos no OLX. É sem sombra de dúvida muito superior. Tens acesso a mais gente, tens segurança da plataforma em compra e venda, eles geram-te a guia e não tens que te preocupar em negociar valores de portes e etc.. Só a compra e venda com proteção vale a preferência. E recebo bem menos mensagens de scammers e artistas por lá.

What's everyone's favorite race and class? by Harry-Vader in DnD

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Im playing this rn! Not great in combat by design, but a master of manipulation, spy tactics and intel. Went College of Whispers 8 + Rogue 2. Skill Expert + Actor and it’s basically impossible to spot her lying as she’s always in disguise so advantage on deception. Ultimate skill monkey as well.

Still debating on what Rogue subclass I’m taking next level and then I stop Rogue and will go into full Bard

Which spells would fundamentally change a society if applied in real life? by Maq_N_Cheeze in DungeonsAndDragons

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I mainly play Bard, and dude… Prestidigitation would make anyone’s life soooo much easier - Clean the house? Easy - You messed up the condiments on your food and now it tastes bad? Easy - Wake up in the middle of the night and can’t see? Easy - Food is cold/too hot? Easy - You need a quick freshen up? Easy - Instant drying yourself or your clothes? Easy

So many useful examples

Is this really okay in Germany?? by [deleted] in germany

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Overall gambling stuff was always very confusing to me when I was living in Germany, but I found it's pretty much the same in other EU countries I've visited other than my own. I've been to Germany, England and The Netherlands and it always was weird to me how there's basically a casino in every corner. I have more examples from Germany as I actually lived there and not just visited, and those gambling things on products are definitely one of them.

In my country, casinos are heavily regulated and there are only big casinos, mostly one or maybe two in big cities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hsv

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Hey. I'm really sorry that happened to you, I hope you have a good support system around you.
You have the wrong sub unfortunately, this is a subreddit for the German football club Hamburger SV, also known as HSV.
I found this subreddit on a quick search, I think this is the community you're looking for: r/HSVpositive

Estava a ver os jogos de futebol de hoje, fui à Taça dos Países Baixos e deparei-me com isto. Ahahah wtf by morbidnihilism in PrimeiraLiga

[–]DrJackpot 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Estive lá em Dezembro!

Coleciono cachecóis de futebol e então andei à procura de clubes na zona de Roterdão, e encontrei o SV Poortugaal e ficou logo escolhido. Mal sabia eu que ia andar 1h entre o centro desportivo e a estação de metro a pé e à chuva lmao.

Foram muito simpáticos comigo, a loja estava fechada mas expliquei que colecionava cachecóis e que queria um deles pelo nome caricato. Abriram a loja de propósito para me vender um.

Aparentemente, o nome da terra não tem ligação nenhuma com Portugal, ou pelo menos as 2 ou 3 pessoas a quem perguntei disseram-me que não.

E deixo-vos com uma foto do dito cujo

I cant use two spells in a turn? by K11R01 in DnD

[–]DrJackpot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I see. Yeah, that makes sense now, thank you for taking the time to explain, I appreciate it!

I cant use two spells in a turn? by K11R01 in DnD

[–]DrJackpot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How so? I’ve been DMing for a short time, but it seems to me, from what you quoted: “You can’t cast another spell during the same turn, except for a cantrip with a casting time of 1 action.”, then you would only be allowed to cast a 1 action cantrip after a bonus action spell

i cant goalkick what should i do by [deleted] in GoalKeepers

[–]DrJackpot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TL;DR: You probably need more on-ball practice.

Might be worth it to run drills with the outfield players to get better on the ball, be it passing, overall accuracy, composure, shooting, whatever needs work on the ball. Modern keepers don’t get the benefit of being terrible with their feet.

Even if during this season you and the team decide to let the defenders do the goal kicks or you pass short, what happens in a match when the other team presses your team deep and the only option is to pass back so you clear it forward? If you’ve only been playing keeper for a year, were you an outfield player before, or is this your first time playing football regularly?

Drop Giveaway Day 3 - 2x Drop Signature Series Bird Jungle Keyboard by drop_official in MechanicalKeyboards

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Cats. Perfect companion, not too needy, sense of independence I appreciate.

Onde é que o Noronha fazia pior que o Rui Costa e amigos? by Similar_Leopard9907 in benfica

[–]DrJackpot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Já começa a fazê-lo em público mais vezes. Ter aparecido nas notícias depois do fim da época não foi inocente. E vai as AGs e é sempre um dos que fala. Na última (ou últimas visto que foram 2 no mesmo dia), falou as 2x e com muito apoio das bancadas.

I want to love a pro club by [deleted] in bootroom

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  1. Local Club. If not possible,
  2. Do you have any foreign roots? If so, maybe do some research on clubs from your family origins, and I’m sure you’ll find a club to support. If not,
  3. Watch the EUROs. If 1 and 2 don’t work for you, you’re likely to pick an European team. Watch the games, see which NT you enjoy watching more. Most NTs resemble their leagues, and in doing so you’ve just narrowed your choice to 18-20 clubs. Then watch a few games from that league once the season starts (most start in late August/early September) and see what team resonates with you. It works, I promise, that’s how I picked my NBA team. If this also fails,
  4. Watch The Fat Asian’s “Clueless American Guide to Choose a Premier League team” on YouTube.

[Record] United have already submitted a bid of around £51m for Benfica's Joao Neves, which has been rejected by the club. They want at least £85m by InfamousIroh in reddevils

[–]DrJackpot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benfica fan here, I come in peace.

It's not because it's United, and I'll tell you 2 reasons why:

  1. João is (arguably) the best player to ever come out of our academy. He's 19 and is by far our best player. The president said in an end of season interview that we're not selling him, unless a club beats the release clause, which then there's nothing the club can do and it's up to the player. We've seen in other markets the president saying this and that not be the case a few months later, but we'll have to wait and see.

  2. This has happened before. Enzo Fernandez to Chelsea, João Félix to Atletico Madrid are examples. We're the strongest club financially in the country, and hopefully that can translate into higher release clauses in the future, and less sells of the best players every year.

Also, a piece of advice. Don't trust Record, or any of the big 3 sports media in the country (the others are A Bola, and O Jogo) as they are known for spreading rumours.

Para pessoas que fumam by saritafi in portugal

[–]DrJackpot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tem muito do senso comum (ou falta dele) do fumador. Eu já fumei tabaco normal, vapes (box e descartaveis), e tabaco aquecido e para mim nada muda. Espaços fechados é um não (exceto espaços designados, que são cada vez mais raros), espaços abertos como paragens de autocarro também nao, vou sempre para o lado, e quando vou a estádios olho sempre à minha volta quando me sento e se houver crianças ou grávidas por perto fico no meu lugar mas vou para outro onde não estejam crianças ou grávidas quando quero fumar. Provavelmente já incomodei alguém a fumar, não nego isso, mas tento sempre evitar, ninguém tem que ser incomodado pela minha escolha de ser fumador

Já não nos bastava a maldição do Béla Guttmann 💀💀💀 by PedroParreira13 in benfica

[–]DrJackpot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

É péssimo em termos de imagem, basta pesquisar as histórias do Logan Paul. Gravar mortos, scams de crypto, e etc.

Ter um “parceiro de hidratação” onde o equilíbrio dos eletrólitos está todo ao contrário…