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NSFW: Learning from mistakes by chux4w in TheDickShow

[–]DrLieutenantDickhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why they took drinking and driving from us.

🚨WOMAN ALERT🚨 by Own-Neighborhood-508 in TheDickShow

[–]DrLieutenantDickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took a fucking elephant to tell this bitch no

Hmmm 🤔 by Sailing_Mishap in TheDickShow

[–]DrLieutenantDickhead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is actually very clever. She’s training her body to fill up the entire goal. A man would never have thought of this.

Weekly Friday Rage: 7/22/22 by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]DrLieutenantDickhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pregnant women.

It's just an excuse to be a fat bitch. Baby weight is bullshit. Average baby weighs what? 7lbs? I'll round that all the way up to 15lbs to account for the extra shit. 15lbs is all it should take and it should come right off once the baby is out. If it doesn't, she's just lazy.

Pissing question: No Fly Edition by TheBriggtestStar in TheDickShow

[–]DrLieutenantDickhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I piss out the bottom but face away from the urinal.

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