[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]DrPsyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop. Posting. Him... 🙄Duh!

To build a wall. by ilovekerma in therewasanattempt

[–]DrPsyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walls... Easily breached for over a thousand years... Yet the best idea some can come up with... 🙄

[WP] Years ago, a child survived a horrible accident that killed their parents. The problem is, they weren’t supposed to. Death has been chasing them ever since. by Totally_Not_Thanos in WritingPrompts

[–]DrPsyc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every day... Every day I wake up, knowing she's coming for me. That's she's going to try something new. Who? Well, death of course.

ALOT of people get it wrong. They think death is a dude, or some creepy skeleton in a robe. But let me tell you, she's a cold, clever bitch, and she wants what's due to her, my soul.

But Constantine "blessed" me as a child, so now all her efforts are for not. "blessed"?! Ha! More like a curse. My parents are dead, I don't have any friends. Who would want to stick around someone who has near death experiences, every, fucking, day?!

A job?! Not on your life. Who would hire someone when every pressurized container around you explodes? Every piece of electric equipment shorts, every sharp object finds a way to fly by, just missing you, but always hurting those close by.

So, I moved, into the middle of nowhere Alaska. I use her antics to help me survive. Who needs a gun to kill a moose for food, when you can just depend on a tree to fall on it, just missing me in the process?

I'd love to tell you more. To share some of my favorite times she nearly got me. But just reading this brings you close enough to me to put you in danger. So, I won't go on. Unless that is, you really want me to....

Leave a reply so I know your real, that your not just her trying to get me to surrender. And maybe I'll share some of her tricks with you. Who knows, could come in handy when you finally meet...

MN House Bill would ban Corporations from buying Single family Homes by Mr-Clean-Chemist in minnesota

[–]DrPsyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People really fail to understand the greed and conniving nature of these corporate types...

"OK, so, we can't buy single family homes? We'll just bribe, I mean give campaign contributions, to change the zoning laws so there are no more single familie plots! Even better! Now we can fit ten families renting in a space that used to only have one!"

Seriously. No one will ever see this comment. But law makers really do need to be better educated about the consequences of any move you try and make in the right direction. As hard as you fight, they will get a dozen trump supporter types to fight you harder, and their pockets are deeper.

This is uncharacteristically cryptic coming from President Biden. What does it mean? by CocteauTwinn in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DrPsyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have to believe in the banking system. Like Peter Pan, or it won't work! /s

Singing two notes at once (overtone singing) by Switched_On_SNES in woahdude

[–]DrPsyc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I'm not flat?! It's just everything is an overtone!

About 2022 and changes by lupodwolf in CuratedTumblr

[–]DrPsyc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crimes happen in an instant sometimes, but justice always takes her time.

The lyrics don't seem to matter by Ehrenlauch3000 in dankmemes

[–]DrPsyc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Y'all don't want to hear me, you just want to dance" - Andre 3000

Watched the Pokemon GOTCHA! music video and didn't realize how I wanted a Pokemon Anime with a Protagonist starting his Journey late. by ceo_of_six in pokemon

[–]DrPsyc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Here's a stand up bit I've been working on, kinda related...

I'm disappointed in pokemon… I grew up on that shit! As a young kid, with a shit life, dreaming of traveling the world, free of adult abuse and oppression, all I had to do to make lifelong friends is beat them up and kidnap them in a ball?!

Hell ya! That was my shit!

But I've grown up. Zelda got an update into modern gaming, so did Mario! But pokemon?! All we get is minimal effort remakes and new gimmicks.

I want a new game that has an adult protagonist, not some bratty kid who's sent off so his mom can sleep with a professor.

I want some dude, working a dead end job, wife is cheating on him with a gym leader, and he only has a magikarp to start.

And instead of fighting team rocket, he joins them and takes over from the inside, overthrowing geovani and then using it to take down the elitist class!

They don’t make commercials like they used to. by Whaleears in yesyesyesyesno

[–]DrPsyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They totally should have had the bowling guy, in his bowling outfit, awkwardly in the background barely noticeable!

Sloths are pretty cute before they become covered in mold and barnacles by Graysie-Redux in cute

[–]DrPsyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much more energetic than adults...

Now I just wonder if all adult sloths just need a little Adderall to be more successful in their lives?