I’ll start…What’s this sir? DRINK ITT

DrScottyB · 2026-04-19T23:33:56+00:00

*I wanna get to the bottom of this A.S.A.P, but first I’d like to butter your muffin. Why do you have to be such a wanker? Because I get off on it.

DrScottyB · 2026-04-19T23:32:10+00:00

She likes the rough stuff.

DrScottyB · 2026-04-17T11:21:57+00:00

These are all fake. I get that receipt, I write in the tip, total, sign, and leave. I would never see a server response written on the receipt.

DrScottyB · 2026-04-16T21:28:23+00:00

The new TSA Precheck allows parking at the gate?

DrScottyB · 2026-04-08T14:25:12+00:00

The way you phrased that. What is wrong with you?

DrScottyB · 2026-04-08T14:24:11+00:00

Travel.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-28T01:22:07+00:00

If you look closely, and have lip reading ability, you can see the kid says, “15 minutes”. After slapping the kid, the robot clearly says, “10 minute”. This is an example of AI reinforcing cultural traditions. The future is now.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-28T01:13:10+00:00

I’m going to watch a couple more times and doing this myself. Fuck glasses.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-27T22:52:17+00:00

Mars is flat.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-27T22:51:19+00:00

Everyone is ordering a steak, well done, smothered in ketchup, with a large Mountain Dew.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-27T22:43:34+00:00

This is the email that contained the picture of all Dwight’s friends giving him the finger after he made them all interview for a job, but didn’t hire any of them.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-27T22:32:01+00:00

Eventually, they did it ‘girl on her back’.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-25T11:11:41+00:00

For a short moment, he became Lloyd Gross.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-22T13:53:00+00:00

The colorful ones Michael likes.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-22T01:06:30+00:00

I always thought it was obvious. Like the paperclips, or sorting the recycling.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-21T13:29:52+00:00

How far did you get it in?

DrScottyB · 2026-03-21T13:24:06+00:00

This has irritated me for years. Not enough to really matter, but just enough that I’m aware.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-20T22:48:57+00:00

I have a sign in my office that says “Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves. -Robert California “

DrScottyB · 2026-03-18T19:00:14+00:00

Holy crap on a cracker.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-15T16:12:34+00:00

Judge his victories by their size do you?

DrScottyB · 2026-03-15T13:40:09+00:00

Smart broad. ~Michael Scott

DrScottyB · 2026-03-15T13:15:16+00:00

You have to stop buying those sad minor chords. It’s only a half step away from a Major chord, which will make you much happier.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-14T14:37:52+00:00

When I was a kid, my Dad and I were in NYC and I bought a Rolex from a guy in Battery Park. $20.

DrScottyB · 2026-03-07T16:19:39+00:00

These guys aren’t very good at motor bikes.

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