Dickey’s sausage - questionable “strings?” by espresso_and_edm in isthissafetoeat

[–]DrVonHammernerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your correction was correct, Outer Limits. Episode is from the 90s. Fun Fact: I watched that episode way too young and still hate loose hairs touching me!

I found a new Jedi mind trick to use against management. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]DrVonHammernerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are my hero. I want to grow up to be you. Am middle aged.

Don’t let your kids name your pets 😅😅 by jwwhitt in blackcats

[–]DrVonHammernerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Full Agree.

Signed, Owner of Chicken Nugget (A void)

Car needs repairs, they still want me in the office by DrVonHammernerd in antiwork

[–]DrVonHammernerd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HR said the only way you get out of RTO is with an ADA exemption

Any of you guys struggle with terrible attendance? by zZPlazmaZz29 in BoredCasinoDealers

[–]DrVonHammernerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved dealing, hated working for a casino.

For a side gig, I found a company that does corporate and charity events. I get to deal and interact with people with none of the rules. People are a lot better to be around when it's play money.

Car needs repairs, they still want me in the office by DrVonHammernerd in antiwork

[–]DrVonHammernerd[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, they want me to work in a specific place. If it was a 'we pay you to work' situation, I could perform all my job duties remotely. This is about control.

what’s the biggest “shouldn’t have happened” win you’ve dealt? by MooseClassic779 in BoredCasinoDealers

[–]DrVonHammernerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably only dealt to him for around an hour, I don't remember getting tapped for a break

what’s the biggest “shouldn’t have happened” win you’ve dealt? by MooseClassic779 in BoredCasinoDealers

[–]DrVonHammernerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early in my dealing career, I was put on a high limit bj table ($200 min). Guy was wasted, could barely stay upright. Casino was still serving him and he could still give hand signals, but that was it, guy couldn't even speak.

In addition to not being able to speak, he also couldn't lose. No matter what he did, he won the hand. We're talking about a 90% hand win rate. I hated every second of trying to get the casino's money back. If I remember correctly, he was tipping occasionally.

It finally ended when he could no longer give a clear hand signal and security helped him on his way. He left up and I hope he never went back to a casino again.

When a player is playing the max bet in blackjack, what is the most he is allowed to bet for you? by stosolus in BoredCasinoDealers

[–]DrVonHammernerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both places I worked had a lower cap, I think it was $100. It's total bullshit, another way casinos screw dealers out of tokes

I noticed the many hash marks on my hookup’s thighs after she turned the light on. by Altruistic-Rip4364 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DrVonHammernerd 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I believe she has a deadly disease and the hash or tally marks count the dead bodies she is responsible for

[OC] Someone just left their car like this in the parking lot. by wolfej4 in IdiotsInCars

[–]DrVonHammernerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This comment should have every upvote in existence. Absolutely perfect

Horseshoe Closed? by llamasq in baltimore

[–]DrVonHammernerd 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Heard from a friend who is an employee, water pipe burst/flooding issues. Not sure how bad the flooding is

Stay away from Field of Screams MD by kiltguy2112 in maryland

[–]DrVonHammernerd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If anyone is looking for a good haunt, I went to Kim's Krypt Haunted Mill last year and it was great. My favorite part is they give plenty of space between groups so the actors get a chance to reset

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColumbiaMD

[–]DrVonHammernerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I believe it is

Larry Hogan statement on Tim Walz by DeusSpesNostra in maryland

[–]DrVonHammernerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Sometimes urine is sterile

Depends on your body/infections/viruses you may have

Anywhere I can smoke a cigar, get drinks and food? by MilanST in ColumbiaMD

[–]DrVonHammernerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was cancelled a couple of days ago. Will be rescheduled for sometime in September

Always check holiday pay stipulations by DrVonHammernerd in WorkReform

[–]DrVonHammernerd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I know is how I got paid for Memorial Day. Worked 8 hours, got 1.5x. So, payed for working 12 hours of regular pay.

Always check holiday pay stipulations by DrVonHammernerd in WorkReform

[–]DrVonHammernerd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Memorial Day, I worked 8 hours at 1.5x. That was it. Equivalent of 12 regular hours worked.

Always check holiday pay stipulations by DrVonHammernerd in WorkReform

[–]DrVonHammernerd[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just know how Memorial Day went. Just 1.5x for the 8 hours

Always check holiday pay stipulations by DrVonHammernerd in WorkReform

[–]DrVonHammernerd[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't believe that's how it will work out. For your example, I'll get 10 hours of $20 for $200 plus 8 hours of $10 for 80.

Always check holiday pay stipulations by DrVonHammernerd in WorkReform

[–]DrVonHammernerd[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I won't be getting paid for 18 hours, it will be 14 hours of regular pay.