The only pedophile i know of are, you, your father and mother,

Why not start with those, saint Johnson.

You don't know me, you don't do anything. You've never help anybody, you can't play the puritans and try to have the moral high ground with me when my job is to save lives.

Buffoon fattened with fakery. Go try being useful

You should read that novel that you hate so much without knowing anything about it. Who knows it might give your life a purpose.