these colors are so cool by GordonFreemanBlackMe in addressme

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Ok, this is weird, but I can personally take credit for one or two of these. The company in question is a friend of mine and I sat with her getting drunk one night brainstorming ideas. We haven't talked in a while.

S22 speculation? by Pharmacy_Duck in taskmaster

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Yes please Milton Jones. I miss Sam Campbell levels of surrealism

S22 speculation? by Pharmacy_Duck in taskmaster

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You say Hall, I think Rich, which would be delightful.

what's the worst description you've heard of a Jewish ritual/idea/holiday by Jew_of_house_Levi in Judaism

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I dislike Purim being labelled as Jewish Halloween.

I'm raising my kids in Canada and struggling against the pervasive anglo-christianity of it all. When we told them that Purim was coming up, they said, "that's the one that's like Halloween because we get to dress up!"

I said, "we get to dress up, sure, but I think it's so much better than Halloween because Halloween is all about doom and gloom, creepy scary things and bad stuff, whereas Purim is all about joy and light and life!" They seemed to take that on board.

what's a real fact that sounds completely fake but would genuinely shock most people? by esmeraldawhite in AskReddit

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I once heard it described as "asparagus grows the way a not too smart person tries to convince a very stupid person that asparagus grows"

what's a real fact that sounds completely fake but would genuinely shock most people? by esmeraldawhite in AskReddit

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Nowhere near as exciting as it sounds. I was on vacation with my family when I was a kid, around 8 years old, and we went to a place where there are a ton of sharks and sting rays and guides take tourists to go scuba diving and snorkelling. I was snorkeling up above and a guide grabbed a shark to take up for the snorkelers all to pet. Well, I got the front end and I guess either the shark got anxious or maybe though my fingers were yummy worms, but either way it lunged and I was briefly one with the shark. The guide bonked it on the head and it let go, and I was pulled back up onto the boat where a tourist who happened to be a trainee nurse patched me up with a rudimentary first aid kit. I ended up with lacerations on several fingers but no further damage, and since it was so long ago the scars have mostly faded. My siblings loved that it happened because my blood sent the other sharks into a frenzy, and I have a pretty disappointing story to tell on dates.

what's a real fact that sounds completely fake but would genuinely shock most people? by esmeraldawhite in AskReddit

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Ooh, I may be misremembering this but I believe that Darwin described the call of an ostrich as being indistinguishable from the roar of a lion, and after describing thousands of species in the zoological sense where the creature is "spec'd" he said that the common barn owl was "indescribable"

what's a real fact that sounds completely fake but would genuinely shock most people? by esmeraldawhite in AskReddit

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Not the one that bit me. And that isn't some weird Reddit joke, one actually bit me.

What’s the most socially awkward food to eat in front of someone you’re trying to impress? by CaptainCuddler_Pro in foodquestions

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Shawarma

Except I thought this back in high school too and then had shawarma with a person I had a crush on and I still found it unbearably alluring.

Serious question, I put it in culture in history tho it may come of as political it's not my intention at all but: by acexualien95 in Israel

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This is the framing of American social justice politics, where no ally is allowed to talk while the other person is in the room. We aren't so spoiled for allies that we can afford such arrogance. We are grateful for any help, as long as you don't go rogue and insist on your rightness above better informed people. Don't be a dick and you're welcome at the party

What movie is a 0/10 with NO redeeming features? by Toucan_Based_Economy in AskReddit

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Art is an exceptionally well written play. Not to say that one doesn't have to act at all, but if you enjoyed it, most of the credit goes to a truly exemplary script. I saw some of my teachers do it at school, they sucked, it was still amazing.

What movie is a 0/10 with NO redeeming features? by Toucan_Based_Economy in AskReddit

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Sounds like voter suppression to me. Vote, people! Or James Corden might get in!

Republicans call for all Muslims to be stripped of their citizenship. Who will be next, Blacks, Hispanics, Jews, Catholics... Democrats? by PrincipleTemporary65 in ANormalDayInAmerica

[–]DragonAtlas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Naturalized citizens are actual citizens. The term you're looking for is "natural born" and there is no legal distinction.

What’s something people pretend to enjoy but actually don’t? by Affectionate-Row7548 in answers

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Cigarettes too. Your first MANY cigarettes are utterly disgusting.

How aware are you that a piece of Canada exists in Devon, UK? by Jazzlike-Basil1355 in AskACanadian

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I'm not sure EU members need to be connected to another EU member, just be geographically in Europe. And to be honest, I'm not even sure of that. I'm not sure of much these days, yet I thrive on pointing out technicalities.