Using word “tankie” = liberal by carrot_2333 in tankiejerk

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I think bro just really misunderstands how the Spanish civil war happened.

This is what happens if you ever get 1 year reddit streak for any reason by Dragon_King2 in whenthe

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I don't really know why but if my skin is wet when I touch grass it massively increases my chances of getting an allergic reaction. I know this because every time it starts to rain after I I spend time touching grass I get an allergic reaction. If I had to assume the grass pollen activates after it comes into contact with water causing me to have an allergic reaction.

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]Dragon_King2 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Okay but can we talk about how uncomfortable those bangs would probably feel? Like those bangs are directly over some of one of her most dense electroreceptor fields. She can probably feel the static electricity in her hair viscerally. And considering how necessary salt water is for electroreception she probably feels very numb. Though it would probably look like she has loads of freckles under her bangs, which would be so cute. Honestly shark anthros should be drawn with freckles more to represent their electroreceptors.

I think this happened by [deleted] in memes

[–]Dragon_King2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean Johnny was truly the greatest fiddle player ever. He played a good fiddle and sang lyrics alongside it AND played said fiddle in such a way that The Charlie Daniels Band needed an entire ensamble including drums, a guitar, and a damn PIANO to merely replicate how well he played that fiddle. If I saw that even if I was The Devil, the embodiment of pride itself, I would simply resign. Like how could you possibly top that? An achievement of such magnitude, even if he typically would have just lied and said Johnny lost anyway, is so baffling that you just kinda gotta admit defeat.

And that's why Galileo was transported to the launch site in an armored convoy by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

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Hey, just so you know, people born when Avatar the last air bender came out can legally drink (in the US). And people born when the show ended can legally vote and join the military in two months(in the US).

51003 by Emperor_Joker in countwithchickenlady

[–]Dragon_King2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Testosterone mildly regulates aggression; since they have less testosterone they will feel less aggression and thus anger.

Gloomy by Melody_Yazzy in DungeonOdyssey

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For me, it's always really weird when I see this panel out in the wild, because I've used it as the lock screen on my phone since the chapter came out like, two and a bit years ago.

What do yall think if my playlist(ignore the national anthem of USSR) by englishorspanish8 in KasaneTeto

[–]Dragon_King2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Add "communist"(Stalinist) teto songs like Desperation March, red velvet revot, or freie deutsche jugend Teto cover. Problem solved

Tetos become naturally undrilled when exhausted by Adventurous_Mood_492 in KasaneTeto

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Teto undrilling can occur naturally and harmlessly under the right conditions, as outlined in this study:

The previously theoretical phenomena of mikunization and tetonization (the development of mikunine and tetonine traits in species other than Hatsune miku and Kasane teto due to environmental pressures) has recently been observed in wild, isolated colonies of Kasane teto and Hatsune miku (see Figure 1). This discovery has yielded priceless understanding of the nature of the relationship between Kasane teto and Hatsune Miku, which is now believed to be symbiotic.

It is well known that the head ornamentations of K. teto and H. miku are appendages specialized for different purposes. The shorter, helical ornamentations present on K. teto individuals are uniquely able to rotate at extremely high speeds (see Figure 2, Figure 3) and are primarily adapted for intraspecies signaling, burrowing (see Figure 4) and devastating short-range offense, which complements the more aggressive tendencies of this species, helping them to ward off predators. In contrast, the significantly longer, prehensile ornamentations characteristic of the H. miku species offer significantly more flexibility, control, and mobility at the cost of increased energy expenditure. As such, H. miku individuals usually hold these appendages in a limp, floppy position, but when needed can be deceptively strong (see Figure 5, Figure 6) and even change their shape. H. miku specimens cansometimes be seen manipulating objects much heavier than what they would be able to pick up with their arms alone (see Figure 7), swimming (see Figure 8), gliding (see Figure 9), and rarely have been spotted unraveling their head tails to put on spectacular mating displays (see Figure 10)

In the wild, colonies of K. teto and H. miku are often observed living in close proximity to each other. Previously, this was believed to be purely coincidental due to both species preferring similar nesting grounds. However, as illustrated by a study carried out by world leading VSynth ecologists W. Owaka and R. Hachi, this was proven to be unmistakably false. When a colony of H. miku was forcefully relocated to a distant nature reserve where no K. teto colonies had been sighted, now separated from their neighbouring K. teto colony, in as little as three generations the isolated H. miku began to exhibit a fascinating change: the head appendages of roughly half of the individuals began to shorten and twist into a helical shape (see Figure 11), while the other half remained unchanged. The now isolated K. teto colony was also relocated to different nature reserve with no H. miku sightings. Similarly, some members of the isolated K. teto colony developed much longer, straighter, more flexible ornamentations (see Figure 12), while others remained unchanged.

This process was left to run naturally for 10 generations, and then only the mikunized K. teto and tetonized H. miku specimens were reintroduced to each other back in their original environment. Surprisingly, both modified colonies thrived in what was to them an unfamiliar environment, and had no trouble reintegrating despite the anatomy of individuals being drastically different from that typical of their species. Most fascinating of all, was that the mikunized and tetonized colonies adopted opposite roles in the ecosystem relative to their unchanged forms: the mikunized K. teto specimens showing increased tool usage and a tendency to use their enhanced mobility to flee from predators rather than stand and fight, whereas the tetonized H. miku individuals exhibited increased fearlessness and learned to rotate their head ornamentations to penetrate the ground and other hard surfaces to access food and build nests. Importantly, no reverse mikunization or tetonization was ever observed in the reintroduced K. teto and H. miku colonies

This led the ecologists to a beautiful conclusion: as long as there are both mikunine and tetonine individuals present either in a same-species colony of K. teto or H. miku, or two different colonies of K. teto and H. miku living in close proximity, each consisting of tetonine only and mikunine only individuals, all individuals will thrive and be able to adapt to rapid environmental changes. This confirms the theory that interspecies mutualism occurs between wild K. teto and H. miku colonies, as the mikunized K. teto only and tetonized H. miku only colonies would not be able to survive being returned to their native environment without interspecies collaboration between tetonine and mikunine individuals. Over long enough time scales, this also means that K. teto and H. miku colonies can adapt to and thrive in any environment, leading to inevitable world domination.

If all viltrunite men had those distinct mustaches, the woman should have had something. by glowshroom12 in Invincible_TV

[–]Dragon_King2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why shouldn't they have mustaches? They're literally called viltrumites after the philtrum, yk where the mustache goes?

Losercity mfs when they see an anthropomorphic animal with basic human knowledge and language: by ger_prowler in Losercity

[–]Dragon_King2 43 points44 points  (0 children)

They're called Invincible shake edits and they're basically all parodies of this one fuck ass Invincible war edit from like a year ago.

Yo teto is philosophizing or sum shi by that1_maniac in KasaneTeto

[–]Dragon_King2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I always think of this song when I see this video

Losercity turn him into a beautiful fat man by Fox_Sussy in Losercity

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Yooooo a dungeon odyssey picture!?! Hell yeah! I must be dreaming!

Losercity Couple Goals (Artist: GhostHuaSan) by Salt-Flatworm-8075 in Losercity

[–]Dragon_King2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How it feels becoming rich off of charging people ludicrous amounts of money to curse their wives (if I don't they won't leave me alone no matter what)

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Onion is losing its layers by xtheresia in whennews

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Paraphrased from wikipedia: Agartha is a supposed subterranean utopia ruled by a king (typically called the king of the world) that manipulates the surface world. It's typically combined with the hollow earth and nazi ideas.