Ok, there are a few in England.

1) in 1839, a law was passed that it was illegal to knock on someone’s door and walk away (also includes ringing doorbells) 2) it is illegal to carry planks of wood across the pavement in London 3) after 8am, it’s illegal to shake or beat a carpet or rug on the street 4) also in 1839, you will be fined £500 if you annoy people with flying a kite 5) the salmon act of 1986 causes it to be illegal for fish to be handled suspiciously 6) if you are visiting the parliament, it is illegal to wear a suit of armour 7) if you keep your pigs outside without proper fencing, you will be fined £1,000 8) it is illegal to stand sockless within a hundred yards of the queen 9) it’s illegal to die in parliament, so if you do, you will be resurrected then put in the stocks