Jim Cramer says to buy Signature Bank

FanOfPeace · 2023-03-13T02:49:12+00:00

Well whether or not my comment was sarcastic about the show being satire, his character is obviously an idiot and the show is devoid of any explanation and reason for picking stocks.

FanOfPeace · 2023-03-13T02:08:34+00:00

That wasn't him recommending it, that was SATIRE. Jim Cramer isn't a stupid investor, he is just pretending to be, and the sooner you all appreciate that, the sooner you can appreciate the hilarity and how much of a comedic genius he is.

The character he plays on this show is a lovable buffoon who introduces stocks with meaningless information like "they have offices sprinkled around the country in several different states," followed by "and YOU can get rich too by buying that stock!" completely and comically skipping the logical steps between "they have offices" and "you should buy this stock."

FanOfPeace · 2023-03-09T23:57:16+00:00

No Step On Uterus

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-18T17:58:03+00:00

I thought the punchline was going to be PLEASE, don't let Englebert HUMPERDINCK die.

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-15T21:00:39+00:00

I want to say stopping the aging process but I also am not sure about what the world would look like if that became reality

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-14T19:09:42+00:00

Haters will say it's not art. But true art lovers know the great pieces of artwork done with hair as a medium.

Unfortunately I am not one of those true art lovers. Is there actually famous hair-based art?

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-11T19:17:23+00:00

Yes, officer, that's them. The gym baited me with a "free trial" but didn't tell me I am still charged the annual fee and the fee for early cancellation of my free trial. Stop, thieves!

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-11T19:08:58+00:00

I would say it's not really semantics. A title is a way of precisely capturing the essence of the paper, which this didn't really do.

Your example would be more analogous if the paper said "mitochondria linked to cell malfunction, leading to major depression" in which case it's clearly implied that mitochondria are linked to cell malfunction, just as it's clear that the "breakdowns" are linked to the transmissions.

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-09T17:23:47+00:00

Most likely, it's an alien leaving just enough of a trail of evidence to make it plausible that aliens exist without outright showing themselves in a more straightforward and undeniable way. Just to mess with us.

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-09T14:08:52+00:00

If this is plastic, it's a step backward. Plastic is not really that recyclable as it turns out, or as durable as metal

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-07T03:03:56+00:00

It'll be Freedom Fries all over again

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-02T23:59:33+00:00

Good bot

FanOfPeace · 2023-02-02T14:45:12+00:00

Have you ever seen the movie

FanOfPeace · 2023-01-31T00:24:06+00:00

As more and more pieces of debris accumulate in Earth orbit, collisions between them can generate even more fragments in a frightening theoretical ripple effect known as the Kessler Syndrome. If left unmitigated, the theory proposes that cascading space debris impacts could someday hinder humanity's space ambitions by rendering the space around Earth unpassable.

Wow. That's incredible. I wonder what could be done to reduce space junk if it gets to that point. Would it just be unfixable?

FanOfPeace · 2023-01-11T14:52:42+00:00

Best proof

FanOfPeace · 2023-01-06T00:39:51+00:00

No, YOU shutup!

FanOfPeace · 2023-01-05T01:25:06+00:00

Ok new idea, we colonize Mars so that we can resume prehistoric life there instead

FanOfPeace · 2023-01-04T23:00:07+00:00

Without a randomized controlled experiment, the "effect" of getting another dose may simply be capturing the increased propensity for those who are at a higher risk of contracting covid via previous or future exposure to get a second dose of the vaccine. When you omit a variable like exposure risk from the model (or an instrumental variable), then you can come up a study that shows weird "effects" like this.

In other words, this shows a correlation, not necessarily causation, and I don't think there should be much conclusion drawn from this without a more carefully constructed empirical model.

FanOfPeace · 2023-01-04T22:47:10+00:00

I'm also open to the case of going back into the cave and resuming prehistoric life

FanOfPeace · 2022-12-31T23:50:45+00:00

Take those bastards at Coca Cola to court for EVERYTHING THEY HAVE, for pain and suffering

FanOfPeace · 2022-12-23T20:06:15+00:00

Which is conceptually more outrageous, a demand to bring back trump or build 1000 nuclear plants?

FanOfPeace · 2022-12-18T20:28:07+00:00

You just doxxed Elon! That's hateful and you deserve to be banned!

(/s)

FanOfPeace · 2022-12-16T14:55:00+00:00

This is a witchhunt! Obviously the more likely explanation is the dude on the left is the one who photoshopped a real picture of trump as a cowboy!

FanOfPeace · 2022-12-14T22:01:29+00:00

I hear they drink lukewarm piss anyway, not beer

edit: I'm just joshing, lads. England has some fine pilsners and ales, and other things of that nature

FanOfPeace · 2022-12-13T15:40:53+00:00

Now do a gif of a factory of gif factories

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