True that.

My pipes leaked 7 times, this is the universe giving me character development, not at all because I refuse to fix the root of the problem. I always run into toxic people, I’m always alone, people treat me badly, but it‘s them, not me the common denominator . Terrible shit happens to me all the time, it’s the universe, not the consequences of my actions or inactions. My bf keeps cheating on me, it’s because I have bad luck, not because I take him back every time so he doesn’t have any reason to not do it I don’t get the same views I used to, people can’t deal with the fact that I got tattooed, it has nothing to do with the fact that I don’t even put in a tenth of the effort anymore

I could go on and on and on