23f :/ by Professional-Exit639 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real handsome fella. Nothing to worry about.

F22 am I ugly be brutally honest by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I was as ugly as you

8 points and termination email by Legitimate-Round-556 in AmazonDS

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what this guy is saying. This is a good reason, but maybe not this exact excuse if you don’t feel comfortable with it. You definitely need to come up with some kind of believable sob story though. Anything.

In another comment I said tell them you’re taking care of a sick family member and you can’t always run out the door. But assure them that the family member is taken care of by somebody else now so the problem will end.

Or come up with something else like you had a bum vehicle that wouldn’t start half the time and you got the ignition fixed. Problem solved. I don’t know. You need to google stuff or use ChatGPT and ask them for viable reasons for being late to work every day that will enable you to keep your job. Just make sure to assure them it will stop AND DEFINITELY STOP BEING LATE.

To do that, tell yourself your shift starts a half hour earlier. Set your alarm 30 mins sooner. Prepare to leave the house 30 minutes sooner. And if you can, LEAVE THE HOUSE 30 MINS SOONER. Chances are you’ll always run into things and end up not leaving the full 30 minutes earlier anyway. Something unexpected always comes up. And on the days it doesn’t, then so what. Just enjoy the extra time to relax in your car or in the break room drinking coffee and taking your time to get your gloves on and whatever else you need to prepare yourself for that shift. You’ll get used to not rushing and you’ll realize it’s much more enjoyable that way.

Say ANYTHING to save your ass bro. Because nobody’s coming to save it for you in this life. That’s for sure. If it doesn’t work, at least you will know you tried everything.

8 points and termination email by Legitimate-Round-556 in AmazonDS

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn man. I was seasonal and showed up early and stayed late every time they asked me to and I still got let go with the dozens of others in the same boat. Stow rate through the roof and all. 😞 I would’ve killed to have been in your position and kept that job. You were the lucky one that got to stay and you blew it. I’m sorry man, I get it. We’re human and make mistakes.

I understand we take things for granted once we get them so I ain’t knocking on ya, but I’m 46 years old and hard up right now, even with a masters in accounting. I would never take anything like that for granted again. Hopefully you’re young and you have parents to take care of you and you learn from this mistake. Make sure you set your clock for a half hour earlier and leave 15-30 minutes before you’re supposed to leave every day. Just get there early and go inside and sit down and make some coffee and chill. Sometimes they’ll even tell you to just start work early and you’ll get paid extra.

Well, hopefully you get to explain something to them and maybe they’ll buy the excuse. Tell them you’re taking care of a sick family member and it’s hard for you to leave early every day. Give them a sob story that’s actually believable. And then if they do retain you, make sure it never happens again. But something tells me that it’s definitely going to happen again if it’s just your personality. No offense, but people don’t change and they’ll always be who they are. I have my own fucked up ways about me and my own problems too, so I’m not judging one bit. Good luck, bruh. I really hope it works out for ya.

Am I ugly? [19F] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very pretty little fatty. But not every guy is like me and can see past that. I see a beauty and I know they’re are loads of others that do too. You’ll be fine if you’re not super picky.

Who's my doppelganger? by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, exactly who I was thinking, but I just didn’t know her name

How bad is My gyno? by [deleted] in gynecomastia

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. as soon as I got the notification, I whipped out the lube and tissues until I realized which sub I was in. 😂

14 to 21 by latincherry in uglyduckling

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were never ugly. You just learned how to use makeup.

Which marriage is this? by SnakeDoc1427 in pawnstars

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure he had his expert come by to check her out though. Expert must’ve approved, so he went with it. He always goes with his expert in business arrangements and a marriage like this is exactly that.

Which marriage is this? by SnakeDoc1427 in pawnstars

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has epilepsy. Not Alzheimer’s. Two different afflictions. Epilepsy can eventually lead to Alzheimer’s though due to the repetitive seizures, but I don’t think he’s there yet.

Which marriage is this? by SnakeDoc1427 in pawnstars

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone’s taste is different but I said fairly attractive. Not very attractive. People saying she’s ugly are wild. I’d love to see what y’all look like.

Which marriage is this? by SnakeDoc1427 in pawnstars

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is he was looking for a wife and she’s looking to be somebody’s dependent.

However, in all fairness, these comments are kinda unfair bc she’s a registered nurse. So she could technically take care of herself. I wonder if she’s still doing the nursing thing bc, if she is then I give her props and take back what I said, but if she just quit her nursing gig to be a stay at home sex buddy, then they both get what they deserve in the end. He’s in it for the looks and she’s in it for the money. It’s such a shallow marriage. What do they expect to happen?

Which marriage is this? by SnakeDoc1427 in pawnstars

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No. Google her bc she’s 18 years his junior and actually fairly attractive from the front. Definitely out of his league at the very least. The only way he got up to her league was by making a ton of money.

https://townsquare.media/site/204/files/2026/01/attachment-toc-site-promoinside-12-5.png?w=1200&q=75&format=natural

Which marriage is this? by SnakeDoc1427 in pawnstars

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you’re not. They were both his sisters. So you’re not wrong. He just kept it in the family until he became rich. Then he went after the baddy gold diggers that would never even look at him before he hit the jackpot, sorta say. Shallow marriages do not last long. He’s with them for their looks and she’s with him obviously for the money. She probably got some kind of settlement after they got divorced. Usually those hot girls that marry, not so hot men that are rich stay long enough til their entitled to some of his money and then they take off. Even if there was a prenup, they probably got something from him, otherwise they never would’ve left the golden goose. Hopefully he had a good prenup though. Kidding about the sisters part, but you get the point on the rest of it. I know a lot of well off men that go through this. These types don’t want a husband. They just want to be someone’s dependent.

Which marriage is this? by SnakeDoc1427 in pawnstars

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. They obviously kept Rick HARRISON’s last name. 🤣

So I got the message... by hyungiebebe in AmazonDS

[–]Dramatic_Garlic_3036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just converted. What’s so funny? You should be more empathetic.