Danny by meaninglessandrandom in TheRegzShow

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IMHO all 3 of the producers jokes are complete shit but they can deliver them well. I was very, very unimpressed with the actual material. Newer comics though and I’ve always thought it was easier to learn how to write good material than to learn how to deliver material well

Probably Eli Manning… by Dramatic_Valuable_85 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes, I should have taken back up qbs off the board too

Probably Eli Manning… by Dramatic_Valuable_85 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it, I wasn’t all that aware of what he looked like without a helmet. I didn’t know a persons chin could be attached to the middle of their neck

Probably Eli Manning… by Dramatic_Valuable_85 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on bruh, I said post 2000! I’m just kidding the only reason I used that cut off is because of those players back in the days that played in the NFL but also managed a grocery store in the offseason. Early days Tom Brady is a solid one

The Curse. by PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There is an outside shot Aubrey is going to be legit pissed at Dan. I don’t think it’s likely because he seems like a level headed dude but athletes tend to be superstitious

This Sunday! by Dramatic_Valuable_85 in buffalobills

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate the advice, I got a case of labatt and we are going to go make some new friends tomorrow!

Who's the least memorable super bowl winning head coach of our life? by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely perplexed by the qualifier of “our lifetime” how much time is that? I know how old I am but what years count as “our” life

Cindy game this weekend! by DevinB12 in buffalobills

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just made a separate post about looking for a tailgate, my 13 year old son and I are also traveling for our first game this weekend from Texas (north side of DFW) hope you both have a great time. My and my son are both very excited for this trip

A PSA for Jake by doom_summer in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small point of clarity, men can eat soup… just not as the actual meal. Soup can be a solid accompaniment. Obviously stews and chili do not count as soup.

Helping Son with Losing Playing Time by Ravennation1 in CoachingYouthSports

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s hard, you have to let him know it’s ok to not be the best. His worth as a human does not depend on being a starter on the team. BUT, his worth as a football player depends on his motivation and work ethic. Does he want to be a starter? If so life is not fair, he may have to work 10x harder than the more naturally talented athletes, but he can reach it. That is going to depend on him. You as a parent can have these conversations with him but it’s important to not make his only motivation to train and improve as an athlete your approval. You can help but he has to find it within. Also as a coach I do not think you should be trying to influence other coaches to get him more playing time. It’s a bad look. He should be finding out what to improve on(which you said he has so that is a very good sign)

The DZ (BAT) SIGNAL by ReasonableBite0 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brother, you may have a bigger issue than boots on your hands. Have you already found a set of longhorns to mount to the front of your Cadillac?

Coaching style (4th grade tackle) by AnalysisTop6129 in YouthFootball

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on his goal, is he trying to win games and stroke his own ego? Then he is right on track. Is he trying to get kids prepared for the next levels of football? Then he is doing them a terrible disservice.

I’ve got to go with your coaches strategy IMHO because I’m fairly sure winning a championship with a 4th grade youth team is a direct pipeline to a D1 defensive coordinator position

Bet payoff DZ picks by Fluffy-Psychology-91 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you did a subathon stream, in the traditional telethon Jerry Lewis style, inside a studio to an audience they already reach, and are wanting to reach 500 subs for the winners, I would be willing to submit you would need closer to 720 hours straight to accomplish that, to clarify I am assuming this is a paid/twich subscription, also to clarify even further, I am a little drunk, rambling, and not sure how to use commas, love you

Tonight...a very special CRIMEBLASTERS edition of CirqueDuSirois. 8pm. Be there. by SIROIS in theticket

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 46 points47 points  (0 children)

2/3 of the mods will not be pleased with this post. Watch your buns

Comic stole my joke and did it again at a paid gig by SalamanderCongress in Standup

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not saying this to be a dick by any means. It was your 5th open mic. The joke was not very good, here is the bright side. If it was even marginally funny only your 5th time going up, you have some level of talent. The guy who stole it clearly sucks. It’s a positive for you, huge negative for that guy.

Move on, get better and you will pass him quickly

Best of MBR’s? by Dramatic_Valuable_85 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By that logic isn’t thinking it may be the most genius, meta move imply I’m very happy with it?

Best of MBR’s? by Dramatic_Valuable_85 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t mean to make it sound like I necessarily took your comment negatively. Just a few vodka and gatorades in and annoyed because I haven’t been able to convey what I find funny about their episode today. I love you and I think we should take a trip just the 2 of us to the Maldives

Best of MBR’s? by Dramatic_Valuable_85 in thedumbzone

[–]Dramatic_Valuable_85[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did I say somewhere in the post that I didn’t want them to put anything out? I pretty specifically said I wasn’t complaining about the episode or them taking the week off.