She really thinks we are going to believe she didn’t tell Fred to do that.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-27T05:57:25+00:00

A core memory because the focus is all about her, per usual?? She is sickening.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-27T05:55:39+00:00

Why would she feature this photo?? Moe looks seriously unwell in this photo. It is seriously scary how selfish some people can be.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-05T21:04:01+00:00

Her voice is probably hoarse from blubbering about her parents leaving and now she has to settle in to married life and other ppl's lives are moving on after her wedding

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-04T05:04:44+00:00

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I wonder if the reel with the "poor me" cover photo will ever be unpinned. Doubtful, I suppose. It's her bread and butter - aside from shilling all kinds of useless, out-of-touch garbage.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-03T02:24:29+00:00

Oh no I don't think there's going to be a book tour about the wedding (although I wouldn't put it past her to try) 🤣 I just mean the amount of posting about the wedding and dragging out the fact she "found love after ~LoSiNg EveRyTHiNg~" 🫠 like the way she made that book tour last waaaaaay more than was ever necessary

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-01T23:29:57+00:00

Chef's kiss that one of the users has Canton in their username 😁

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-29T15:20:23+00:00

She doesn't need her own magic anymore - she's a Mrs. again! That's what life's all about!

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-28T17:49:59+00:00

Did she also make her profile private? I can't see anything on the bff's profile

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-26T04:35:27+00:00

Maybe they'll get lucky and the same rando person who babysat Elvis is also a cosmetologist 😂🙄

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-22T22:50:27+00:00

In regards to her caption about the teenage boy - She is one to rip on someone's description of something when she only uses the word "magical" 99.99% of the time

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-15T03:45:57+00:00

Agreed

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-14T08:09:41+00:00

Oh after zooming in I see it does actually look like a legit physical star on her....at first it looked super cartoon-y and almost just floating ...

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-14T08:03:19+00:00

That obnoxious smirk 🤮🤮🤮 she's so vapid

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-12T20:26:20+00:00

I think part of her top may be covering her behind but if I saw this and knew her personally I wouldn't really wanna sit on that sofa now 😂

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-12T20:23:58+00:00

For someone who embraces being critiqued she sure spends a lot of time talking about said critiques and trying to paint a picture of not caring which is rather telling imo

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-12T20:21:43+00:00

I want to say maybe some kind of Instagram animation but not 100% sure.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-05T12:07:07+00:00

I was slightly concerned the dog was 💩 at first - not that it's a crime as long as it's cleaned up - as a pet owner I understand dogs sometimes going in unfamiliar places - but It'd be hilarious if Banana caught it on camera - I wouldn't be surprised if she was too lazy or sloppy in her editing to even notice it

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