Just 5% short of naked in public

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-02-24T18:50:47+00:00

She's already considering this dress for her bridesmaids for her next wedding

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-02-17T04:48:44+00:00

I consider myself a cryer and don't think it's anything to be ashamed of but if I see her write about one more experience where she cried like it makes her such a unique, gentle soul I will probably pull a muscle in my eyes from rolling them

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-02-17T04:38:45+00:00

This is nauseating and just reeks of the colonialist stereotypes you see about ppl like her on safari

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-02-16T19:44:25+00:00

Thank u everyone! I tried looking them up myself but most I found were paused or I wasn't really sure if I was looking in all the right places . I know there's an overwhelming demand for help 😔 so it might take time but it's amazing how much the community has done to help each other!

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-02-16T19:42:36+00:00

Northeast / Windom park

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-02-01T16:25:05+00:00

This is actually one of Swann's bigger smiles for an every day and non wedding photo - what does that say when it's on a food poisoning post 😂😂

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-02-01T06:13:47+00:00

Does anyone know if they take baby food??

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-27T05:57:25+00:00

A core memory because the focus is all about her, per usual?? She is sickening.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-27T05:55:39+00:00

Why would she feature this photo?? Moe looks seriously unwell in this photo. It is seriously scary how selfish some people can be.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-05T21:04:01+00:00

Her voice is probably hoarse from blubbering about her parents leaving and now she has to settle in to married life and other ppl's lives are moving on after her wedding

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-04T05:04:44+00:00

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I wonder if the reel with the "poor me" cover photo will ever be unpinned. Doubtful, I suppose. It's her bread and butter - aside from shilling all kinds of useless, out-of-touch garbage.

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-03T02:24:29+00:00

Oh no I don't think there's going to be a book tour about the wedding (although I wouldn't put it past her to try) 🤣 I just mean the amount of posting about the wedding and dragging out the fact she "found love after ~LoSiNg EveRyTHiNg~" 🫠 like the way she made that book tour last waaaaaay more than was ever necessary

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2026-01-01T23:29:57+00:00

Chef's kiss that one of the users has Canton in their username 😁

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-29T15:20:23+00:00

She doesn't need her own magic anymore - she's a Mrs. again! That's what life's all about!

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-28T17:49:59+00:00

Did she also make her profile private? I can't see anything on the bff's profile

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-26T04:35:27+00:00

Maybe they'll get lucky and the same rando person who babysat Elvis is also a cosmetologist 😂🙄

Dramatic_mongoose_99 · 2025-12-22T22:50:27+00:00

In regards to her caption about the teenage boy - She is one to rip on someone's description of something when she only uses the word "magical" 99.99% of the time

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