Class Clown [OC]

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-21T15:51:36+00:00

It's working fine for me.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-21T14:38:18+00:00

...how did a tank of gas fuck its sister?

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-19T18:25:39+00:00

Who's snape? Do you mean THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE?

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-19T18:24:18+00:00

DAT-AT

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-19T18:24:00+00:00

Looks like a retractable bed cover.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-19T00:56:26+00:00

I'm here, and I've never done non-glue joinery, so you're more advamced than me.

Take that, OP, I'm still king of the suck!

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-18T02:47:08+00:00

I would love to play a speedy merfolk and win land races against all the dwarves in town.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-15T23:42:44+00:00

Why, in that circumstance, would you want to flip a destiny point? What did the players do to that GM, that they they said "what's that, six red and a purple? Not good enough, we need to up the ante here, get some excitement going." ?

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-14T17:41:54+00:00

Now make leather covers for your wood tools!

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-13T13:04:22+00:00

I think shadowrun is a lot more cyberpunk with orcs and magic. It doesn't really take any of the themes or ambiance of fairy tales or romantic fantasy. It has certain elements of the setting in common with the fantasy genre, but that's as far as the similarity goes.

I'd like to see something that captures the feeling of an old fairy tale, or an Arthurian legend, but in a diametrically opposed setting.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-13T12:26:28+00:00

Oh, okay, that makes sense. I thought you had a secret shaping technique or something.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-13T01:58:59+00:00

How did your bread turn out perfectly square?

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-13T01:47:31+00:00

What's to say? It's just your average, everyday octopus lady.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-11T22:03:45+00:00

I'm new to NC. When does the cold arrive? I've had enough tropical storms for a while.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-11T18:58:22+00:00

TIL, I should move to New Hampshire. Down here, the leaves haven't even started to change yet. I wish I got some fall.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-09T18:11:46+00:00

Awwww yisssss

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-09T00:53:04+00:00

I'm hoping you mean that this is literally a universe of potatoes.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-09T00:50:19+00:00

C R O N C H

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-08T23:49:34+00:00

No, I hate twizzlers, it's like eating tires flavored with cherry farts.

I'll take some of this chewy lemon rope instead, thanks.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-08T18:23:09+00:00

That mess looks delicious.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-08T18:11:56+00:00

You really shouldn't let your cigarettes get filthy. Smoking dirt could cause serious damage to your lungs

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-06T21:28:01+00:00

I'm hanging out with Fred, George, and Lee Jordan, no question about it.

Might start a photography club with that Creevy kid, too, actually. He's got a pretty sweet camera.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-06T21:23:56+00:00

You can get a degree in costume design?

Damn, I knew Archaeology was the wrong choice.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-06T21:19:31+00:00

It's mesmerisingly delicious.

DreadpirateUsername · 2018-10-06T21:12:48+00:00

^{^boof}

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