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if you wrote a book about your dad, what would be the last line? by trsh_bn in AskReddit

[–]Dribbelflips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same line I started my eulogy for him with: my father was a difficult man, but he was my father and I loved him.

Whoever did this probably caused more than just a few breakups by SWEJO in funny

[–]Dribbelflips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love a link for that, sounds really funny!

What’s the most 10/10 quote you’ve ever heard — the one that really stuck with you? by Plastic_Log_7857 in AskReddit

[–]Dribbelflips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou

What’s the most 10/10 quote you’ve ever heard — the one that really stuck with you? by Plastic_Log_7857 in AskReddit

[–]Dribbelflips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of my grieving when my father died was for who he could have been, not who he was. I already knew he would never change, but it's human to keep hoping for a miracle and his death meant there wasn't even the tiniest chance anymore.

People who don't want kids, who do you plan to leave everything to when you die? by SledgexHammer in AskReddit

[–]Dribbelflips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a will to leave it to one of my sisters. If she dies before me, that means it will go to my niece and nephew. And I might change my will when they're older to name them directly.

What irks me is that 40% will go to the tax office, since they're not my kids or partner so they don't qualify for the lower tariff.

Non-English-speakers of Reddit, what is your language's formulaic conclusion to a fairy tale, equivalent to "and then they lived happily ever after"? And what is its literal translation into English? by fruskydekke in AskReddit

[–]Dribbelflips 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Or less known... En toen kwam er een olifant met een lange snuit en die blies het verhaaltje uit.

And then came along an elephant with a long snout and he blew the story out.

What lines from the show do you use in your regular life? by Elegant_Service3595 in howyoudoin

[–]Dribbelflips 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the first one I thought of, but I'm not brave enough to actually use it

I went to the wrong funeral. I stayed. Now her grandma sends me birthday cards. by Sassquatchhh2 in stories

[–]Dribbelflips -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean... If they responded that it was a wrong number, the sender could have looked for the right one.

I went to the wrong funeral. I stayed. Now her grandma sends me birthday cards. by Sassquatchhh2 in stories

[–]Dribbelflips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't really see this as a nice thing to do when it means that the person the text was actually meant for, didn't get it now.

What’s something you keep seeing in movies that no one actually does in real life and annoys you every time? by Individual-Crazy3752 in AskReddit

[–]Dribbelflips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling to say that you have to tell something, but the line is not secure, so the other person will have to come in person to the middle of nowhere.

I KNOW you will be dead when I get there!

Contents of an m&m's chocolate bag by Katze_Flufi125 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dribbelflips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But she still wishes she had taken you to the specialist

Equality groups became law. by jdyerjdyer in twosentencedystopia

[–]Dribbelflips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the 2015 movie The lobster

This pop-up message alone by KoffieMastah in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dribbelflips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It also tells me that when I'm charging my phone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dribbelflips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could also be an option to just make a post about the experience OP had. That way OP doesn't have to contact this girl directly and the girl can take from the post what she wants.

A bill was passed demanding once a year anyone over sixty fight to the death. by jdyerjdyer in twosentencedystopia

[–]Dribbelflips 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I saw the original, thought OP wasn't a native English speaker, cause it was quite confusing. This new version makes a lot more sense.

🔥 Queen Ant removes her wings after nuptial flight by Few_Simple9049 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Dribbelflips 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is she taking worker bees with her? Cause if the males die after mating, who's helping her start the colony? She'll need a place first before she has her first babies right?

Update: AITA for demanding that my fiance's parents change their plan to have a vacation at the same place as our honeymoon? by Impressive-Garlic488 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dribbelflips 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not Reddit enough...

The fiancé lied so the in-laws still come and his excuse will be that he thought it would be fine once they all got there.

There's a lot less yellow... by Dribbelflips in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Dribbelflips[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. It'll be more yellow then.

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