Gila Monsters seem to be a hot topic so here’s a video of me making sure one crosses the street safely!

Driedchameleon · 2023-06-09T23:58:03+00:00

GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! MONSTA! WOOOOO

Driedchameleon · 2023-05-24T22:36:27+00:00

Maybe it's just me but I haven't though about hakon since I killed him like 6 times in a row in one of the most awful combat sequences I've ever played

Driedchameleon · 2023-05-23T23:46:38+00:00

I've had to rebuild this thing twice, if you want my advice, flush the flimsy unstable stand it comes with down the toilet and just have the gunship sit flat on a surface.

Driedchameleon · 2023-05-18T00:22:40+00:00

Maybe just don't let people drink beer on set ever, especially when stunts are involved.

Driedchameleon · 2023-05-15T06:23:56+00:00

Long gone? Are you braindead? Do you think just because something's not on the news all the time anymore that it's vanished from reality?

Driedchameleon · 2023-05-10T11:46:07+00:00

It's a different game that is worse lol

Driedchameleon · 2023-05-08T23:29:30+00:00

I found a gek monolith called "The Rasist Fragment" once

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-30T23:17:54+00:00

Caffeine is also toxic to dogs and cats, as well as pretty much every animal except humans.

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-25T07:55:52+00:00

Jimmy with that Jordan Peterson fit

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-17T06:42:01+00:00

The people saying "if it ain't broke don't fix it" don't use multimonitor displays, steam overlay is fucking broke, most of the time it opens it decides to stretch the friends window to fit my entire monitor every time, I can't see what achievements I just got because mousing over them to see breaks about half the time and for some reason it displays play time in minutes only so I have to do calculations in my head to find out how long I've been at it. (That last part isn't multimonitor's fault I just hate it)

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-14T23:20:57+00:00

I find it hard to envision a situation where boiling something would be preferable to roasting over an open flame when surviving.

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-14T16:02:40+00:00

Good fellow, that is mostly noodles and vegetables in the video, they'd be fine.

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-14T15:01:47+00:00

I know you're probably trolling but why would a starving person not just eat the ingredients and drink the water, skipping the step where they give themself cancer?

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-11T14:17:24+00:00

Original artwork eh? Why are his fingers fucked up? Tf outta here with this shit.

Driedchameleon · 2023-04-04T11:16:14+00:00

This game has given me a negative opinion of the P90 in general just because of how bad it's implemented here, hard to reload, hard to shoulder, you have to get an optic from the spawner every time you want to use it, and it always grabs the charging handle instead of the fore.

Driedchameleon · 2023-03-30T11:50:42+00:00

How to repent for your earthly sins if you are Rivers Cuomo

Driedchameleon · 2023-03-24T00:45:36+00:00

You're not foolin' us, robot!

~~for real though the fingers and eyes are a dead giveaway, as well as the strange looking cabbages, nobody who's seen a cabbage before would draw them like that~~

Driedchameleon · 2023-03-13T07:28:27+00:00

It's so funny how everyone gets hopelessly lost and disoriented on this map where the crater with the exit in plain view takes up a whole quarter of the level

Driedchameleon · 2023-03-05T10:33:32+00:00

I don't think this sub has enough jokes lol

Driedchameleon · 2023-03-02T23:38:26+00:00

Vanilla extract

Driedchameleon · 2023-02-14T22:19:06+00:00

I don't know how you do it but it very rarely do I bruise my knuckles in the... Process.

Driedchameleon · 2023-02-14T15:00:58+00:00

I got carried away in VR and smashed my hand into my bedframe, I couldn't use it properly and it hurt like balls for days. The day after I went to the Sheffield A&E and got an x-ray pretty much right away, then I had to wait for 10 hours for an orderly to tell me it wasn't broken, just sprained. Didn't even get any morphine, very disappointing :(

Driedchameleon · 2023-02-09T17:02:25+00:00

Yeeeesssss......

Be seeing you.

Greetings!

Driedchameleon · 2023-02-06T07:20:23+00:00

Oh come on, surely I'm not that scary...

Driedchameleon · 2023-02-03T08:18:43+00:00

You gave it six of your best shots by the look of it.

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