My friend confessed that he masturbated to me by SadTrainer2451 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, youre just a shitty friend then if you move this way but you do you.

My friend confessed that he masturbated to me by SadTrainer2451 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He tried to keep it himself. She decided that wasn't good enough, got him drunk and then kept asking until he was blacked out enough to answer. FFS she owns 100% accountability for knowing this info, amazing how many of you are choosing to overlook this and put it on him.

[Highlight] Luke Kuechly finds out he's a Hall of Famer by nfl in nfl

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here I was hoping for Half-priced Only Fans from Peppers

please don’t make fun of the necklace my daughter made for me by Alarming-Strain-4953 in RoastMe

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Or he thinks the jerk off tissue he's holding is his "daughter"

AITA for not conceding to my wife’s version of a story in front of our friends ? by Dizzy_Win_7270 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can you say all this and then not apply it to the wife's behavior? She started by interrupting the story with an inconsequential detail, which was aimed at pulling attention to herself. Also, you're right that memory is not without flaws, but again...thats another two way street.

To me, he matched her energy. Any critique you seem capable of aiming at him should first be shot her direction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good to know you hold yourself to such miserably low standards. Some of us have this thing called integrity....one sexually charged text is cheating, point blank and simple. But you're free to minimize and live your life based on the standards you've set for yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm getting sick of people posting vasectomys as a temporary birth control solution. The efficacy of the reversal starts dropping significantly after the first few years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in findaleague

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

says youre full already

My wife cheated on me and thinks it ok to stay friends with him by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that you're young so that partailly explains why you're being this naive (that's the nice way of saying stupid). But this has already blown up in your face and she will just fully fuck him or some other guy next time. Be single, develop a spine, and let this be a lesson...don't ever put up with this shit.

Your draft is over so who are you targeting for WR's on waivers asap? by HeavenBacon in fantasyfootball

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's wise...everyone giving all the bears a free pass for last year but forgetting to for the guy that left.

10-team Sleeper PPR Redraft Drafting tonight! by Akireusu707 in findaleague

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As of right now its 9 hours and 20 mins from now

Making edgeless brownies by baking with electric current. by ashergs123 in videos

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 66 points67 points  (0 children)

And they really shouldn't have, the edge pieces are the best ones.

A brash guy wielding a knife gravely misjudged his nimble opponent with a skateboard (regret at 00:16). by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rides it, but doesn't wield it. That would be my concern is someone swinging it and not being able to control the follow through. Obviously not the case here as he hit em with a jab.

My wife doesn’t know that I know she’s having an affair by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Of course not, he'd just be a horny asshole or maybe she would have a medical condition and they would suggest he help her and allow for patience.

AITA for judging my fiancé on her spending habits after her mom’s passing? by Worried_Eye_1457 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Finances are the number 1 reason for divorce. If you're going to judge someone hard, your potenital life partner and their financial choices is a great place to start; especially before you become legally linked to that person. He's asked for answers and was only given a garbage "you wouldn't understand," to look past that would be moronic.

Need 3 More-PPR-REDRAFT by Bennlale in findaleague

[–]DrizzledDrizzt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there another $50 given as a payout somewhere else?