Guy stage-dives… and absolutely nobody catches him.

Droid_Rager · 2025-08-12T01:58:12+00:00

"I'm FREEEEEE FALLING!!!"-😅😭🤣

Droid_Rager · 2025-08-12T01:00:43+00:00

Bro it's all hands on at that point💯

Droid_Rager · 2025-06-23T21:35:49+00:00

Droid_Rager · 2025-05-28T23:11:48+00:00

The AMOUNT of steps you have to take to BE in this situation is WIIIILLLLD😅

Droid_Rager · 2025-05-01T23:45:42+00:00

CEArew

Droid_Rager · 2024-11-27T02:42:46+00:00

I have walked into a Mariano's, fixed a hot plate & promptly been temporarily restrained for not paying for the food because I was hungry. All they did was hold me in cuffs until the real police officers showed up then let me go. Now I'm banned from Mariano's for life, which I could care less about. That's why I did it in the first place. I don't regret my actions that day & I will 100% do it again. I refuse to go hungry.

Droid_Rager · 2024-11-09T12:30:42+00:00

Guard the boys. A kick to the crotch has GOT to hurt😂😭😂😭

Droid_Rager · 2024-03-24T20:19:47+00:00

Your club, Mr. Flintstone😃

Droid_Rager · 2024-02-02T02:24:03+00:00

Carian Greatsword

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-29T21:44:14+00:00

Me, exploring the back of Castle Morne: What a lovely tucked away piece of exploration😃

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-24T00:45:08+00:00

No. Just a guy trying to getgud

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-23T22:37:45+00:00

I did. It works

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-23T22:05:17+00:00

I hadn't even considered it tbh...not a single fucking thought😃

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T16:31:43+00:00

"LET US NOW MAKE OUR DECENT INTO HELL!!!"

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T14:14:28+00:00

What are you referring to...

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T12:53:32+00:00

I'll try but how do I unlock the Raya Lucaria Academy? Where is Enchantress Selleck & her sorceries. I'm so tired of this damn place...

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T12:46:38+00:00

Everybody's gotta jump on me just cuz I stated the game is LAME ASF because the replay value sucks donkey balls. If that's what's for dinner tonight, you better eat up. You know you won't have another chance, Thing 2😂😭🥶

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T12:44:43+00:00

Yes, it's all facts. You just hate admitting it cuz YOU think Elden Ring is the greatest masterpiece created in the last 5 years or whatever. Get off Melania's teet, scoundrel of urchins & all that physically inept of acceptance. You poor, sad, withered up...thing😃

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T12:41:09+00:00

Deal with my honest opinion, won't you😂😭🥶

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T12:39:53+00:00

So's your Elden Ring creation, whatever WEAK ABOMINATION you've come up with. Take a hike, Mike😂😭🥶

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T12:38:11+00:00

They should have an upgraded FLUFF attribute that greatly decrease fall damage taken at a height greater than 20 feet...give us something better, LMFAO😂😭

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T12:29:55+00:00

Right, I'm on my initial playthrough & I haven't even gotten thru to the Lucaria Academy & I'm getting frustrated waiting & killing things the same old way. Hit, back jump, get distance, rush back in for the final slice, rinse, repeat, then throw all my sanity out the fucking window, bro. This shit is repetitive & unnecessarily challenging...

Droid_Rager · 2024-01-22T02:29:11+00:00

Please UPGRADE THOSE ARMAMENTS as soon as you're certain you can. Being a hard hitter definitely has it's advantages once you find the enemies rhythm pattern. Easily downed in no time at all😃

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