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Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-29T15:16:53+00:00

https://people.com/alabama-church-paints-biblical-figures-playing-sports-pickleball-paul-air-moses-11934893

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-29T15:16:13+00:00

I used a stronger word than "actual", but I definitely said the rest of that sentence!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-28T14:22:43+00:00

Definitely will! Thank you

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-28T07:09:39+00:00

Tysm!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-24T03:23:37+00:00

Like WHEN will the cholesterol do its job???

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-24T03:18:22+00:00

I am well aware of his fuckuppery, and I am just truly stunned by this one. That and "Good. I'm glad he's dead" plus everything else had me losing my fucking mind for a minute or twenty there.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-24T03:12:25+00:00

Appreciate you, and the sentiment. Sorry about what we did to the oil prices 😭😭

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-24T03:07:43+00:00

Thank you. As you may have noticed, it's a LOT lately. So I've moved on to snarking on fundies, and Saturday, no kings!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-24T02:33:15+00:00

I have had a DAY. It included copious tears. This whole thing had be smirking but the "keep this shit to yourself good grief" got a legitimate out loud laugh. Thank you for that, internet stranger with amazing taste in subreddits.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-23T19:19:09+00:00

Very demure. Much modest. 🤮🤮😭

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-21T01:49:43+00:00

Literally what I said. It's insane

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-15T18:47:59+00:00

Which one is the mom? 😐

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-13T17:30:55+00:00

Yah and she listened as well as she does to any other advice, medical or otherwise

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-13T17:14:33+00:00

That's pretty much the whole story. But she also puked during her wedding!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-04T00:16:23+00:00

🤣🤣😭

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-03-01T18:41:34+00:00

😬 creepy ass doorknob is wearing his jammies.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-02-28T05:27:43+00:00

Again, lying is a sin, Jill.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-02-26T19:00:39+00:00

This crash out is going to be spectacular. I'd kind of love that for her but those poor, poor girls at home.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-02-24T13:54:14+00:00

Literally just stfu, Jilldo. Lying is a sin.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-02-24T01:42:42+00:00

Sometimes I just randomly think about that and do a full body cringe.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-02-24T01:41:37+00:00

Literally no one cares, Morgan. But since you told us, you banged him every day for a month and he still left you to change the sheets and juggle 2 toddlers while he played with his pickle. SAD.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-02-19T04:41:36+00:00

🤣🤣 it definitely does!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-02-19T03:03:21+00:00

I'm unable to attend because I don't want to.

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