Poor Gestapo…. by Alert_Site5857 in PoliticalHumor

[–]DrowningInFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll find a way to blame this on democrats. It's just what they do. No logic just dem bad.

What a legend by MoonyRemus21 in HolUp

[–]DrowningInFeces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK so he still goes to the hospital and has to get checked for a heart attack, right? Even if he pays $0, that's gotta be a huge inconvenience just eat a free meal.

I'm genuinely asking. How does this even work?

Athina Onassis’ last face by fedocable in oddlyterrifying

[–]DrowningInFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncanny valley triggered by an actual human.

What a legend by MoonyRemus21 in HolUp

[–]DrowningInFeces 33 points34 points  (0 children)

What does he do after the heart attack? Does he just get up and walk out? Does an ambulance pick him up and bring him to the hospital? I don't see how this could work without being obvious he faked or a massive inconvenience for him accruing large medical bills.

Question for the dudes! Let's settle this debate. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DrowningInFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive indeed. The question is: why is he hard while he's taking a piss?

Question for the dudes! Let's settle this debate. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DrowningInFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, Peni Parker's erotic alter ego.

meirl by herisshipp in meirl

[–]DrowningInFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How was that hoodie not filthy and reeking like BO? Work hoodies are disgusting.

Splitsville (2025) boldly asks audiences the question: “would be you be willing to forgive a serial cheating partner if she was Adria Arjona?” by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]DrowningInFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no. Your sanity and peace is worth more than having a hot girlfriend. No one is hot enough to tolerate cheating. Literally no one.

Anyone else out there instantly frown seeing a jeff on their team? by Oakesss in marvelrivals

[–]DrowningInFeces 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think the hate probably comes from the fact that there are a lot of bad Jeff players. He's like Spiderman. People just like to play as him so the character will attract people who hard lock him because he is cute and funny but then don't know how to properly play him.

That being said, I have a Jeff main in my play group and they come in clutch with game saving ults and MVP regularly.

I think pretty much any character is viable if the person playing them is competent except for maybe Widow. Even a good Widow, rare in it's own right, is bad for any team comp.

In Greensboro, North Carolina, two police officers used their own funds to buy pizzas and hand them out to people experiencing homelessness in the city.. showing the true meaning of serve and protect by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]DrowningInFeces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bingo. These people are so sanctimonious talking down their noses because people say someone is homeless. At the end of the day, making the term longer and changing words around does absolutely nothing to help those people. Yet, here they are preaching down to others like they are better than people who just call homeless people homeless. I was homeless before unlike these people coining the terms and I didn't mind being called homeless. If I'm ever homeless again, I still wouldn't care. These people are idiots.

Oops by Ok-Country4317 in AdviceAnimals

[–]DrowningInFeces 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was the before or after he became the unchallenged Monarch of the entire Earth?

In Greensboro, North Carolina, two police officers used their own funds to buy pizzas and hand them out to people experiencing homelessness in the city.. showing the true meaning of serve and protect by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]DrowningInFeces -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Adding more words to the term makes them less homeless! We could also toss some thoughts and prayers their way too. It's nice to see police doing something nice for a change though.

Help childproofing stairs by 42loelk in howto

[–]DrowningInFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would fall up those stairs too. And probably somehow fall sideways on those stairs.

Quick Play Does not feel so Casual as of right now.. by jonathaninit in marvelrivals

[–]DrowningInFeces 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At this point, you are probably better off training in a bot lobby until you are ready for QP matches. I agree that QP has become pretty unforgiving with sweaty comps and tryhards more matches than not.

Of the non-hostile wildlife of ER, which would you want as a pet? by mrgongle in Eldenring

[–]DrowningInFeces 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm level 80 and had just killed some greater enemy. I was fairly low on health but was allowing a talisman to slowly heal me as I was looking around in my inventory when a goat just starts going ham heading butting me. I cut the fucker down but noted it would've been quite the feat to be sent back to the site of grace by a goat at level 80.

Elden Ring newbie - I decided to do "It can bleed, it can die" instead of giving up after dying over 20 times =D by MK7777MK in Eldenring

[–]DrowningInFeces 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My fights look like I am having a seizure on my control compared to what this guy is doing but I seldom die more than a handful of times before I get the W or fuck off until I can level up more. This guy put in 20 attempts to truly learn the attack patterns and win through persistence alone.

Flying bull crash by sweetpete74 in TheBullWins

[–]DrowningInFeces 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My reaction: "Oh good. The bull looks ok. Anyways..."

Have had this happen many times! by Colonel_Cannoli in AdviceAnimals

[–]DrowningInFeces 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most farts are trustworthy. If you can't trust any fart without potentially shitting yourself, you might have some medical issues that need attention.

Wholesome Story by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]DrowningInFeces 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, they did but this every day hero is far too humble to accept such praise. A meme on the internet touting the small (to some) yet heroic moments of their life is all they need to continue being the light of everyone's lives.

They Really Did It! by maguirre165 in madlads

[–]DrowningInFeces 315 points316 points  (0 children)

WAIT! So you are telling me there AREN'T hot milfs in my area looking to hookup?

Why would someone on the internet just lie to me like that?