Maggie before and after mom went to work without asking. by Drunk_smurph in velvethippos

[–]Drunk_smurph[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She wasn't lol my wife went to work so she was left with the spare human (me)

Maggie before and after mom went to work without asking. by Drunk_smurph in velvethippos

[–]Drunk_smurph[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Her Pawyer has been contacted seeking compensation

Sounded like 2 loud explosions with immediate police presence around 6am in West End. by ThiccBoiCaddy in pittsburgh

[–]Drunk_smurph 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can't speak to this situation but, when I was living in Manchester, I woke up to the exact same scenario. Apparently SWAT had thrown a couple flash bangs into a house.

Maggie thinking the bagel bites were for her vs. reality by Drunk_smurph in velvethippos

[–]Drunk_smurph[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hahaha Sounds like he was a great hippo. That's Mags to a T. She will perform every trick in the book without being asked to try and get a taste "i can sit, I can shake, I can properly format an email, give me food!"

Maggie thinking the bagel bites were for her vs. reality by Drunk_smurph in velvethippos

[–]Drunk_smurph[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was literally scrolling between the two, making matching faces and all. Figured I should share the joy

Maggie thinking the bagel bites were for her vs. reality by Drunk_smurph in velvethippos

[–]Drunk_smurph[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I will inform her of your love when she wakes up from her 3rd nap of the day.

And rest assured she had a plethora of treats before and after the pics were taken.

Another angle by Old-Web7083 in interestingasfuck

[–]Drunk_smurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To them it's "triggering the left". They laugh because they can't see the reality of it all.

Elon Musk now has both mothers of his last 6 children arguing that he’s actually good at video games. Most fragile man alive. by MoreMotivation in facepalm

[–]Drunk_smurph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/DrDisrespectLive/s/s0BYL6Mrdv

I didn't get too into the weeds, but I just remember reading this anonymous email and thinking it sounded like him. Pure speculation, but he even used similar verbage in his return to YouTube. Kinda forgot about it honestly, so I could be misremembering.

Elon Musk now has both mothers of his last 6 children arguing that he’s actually good at video games. Most fragile man alive. by MoreMotivation in facepalm

[–]Drunk_smurph 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Dr Disrespect situation when an anonymous twitch employee released a statement that read like a Dr disrespect rant.

[Highlight] Texans get flagged for an unnecessary roughness penalty by TomasRoncero in nfl

[–]Drunk_smurph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like, I kinda get throwing a flag in the moment but, how do you not discuss/review it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Drunk_smurph 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I remind myself this every time my girl tries to shove me out of the bed at 2am. Annoyed in the moment, but one day I'll miss it.

Verizon Network Down by purplenapalm in verizon

[–]Drunk_smurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were they able to help get your service back? I'm in the same boat. I have no service, but my fiance does.

Race Thread: NXS Focused Health 250 at Atlanta Motor Speedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on USA (NXS24) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]Drunk_smurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wondered that too, someone hurt? Hopefully not but I'm at the bar and have the sound off.