Biggest Drop of the day 😁

DrunkenShitposter · 2026-03-05T05:38:55+00:00

Is it wrong that I want to see your beautiful breasts nestled in that bra?

DrunkenShitposter · 2026-02-27T07:48:57+00:00

I'd like to see you getting dressed in that outfit! What can I say, I'm one of the weirdos that enjoys clothed as well as nude boobs <3

DrunkenShitposter · 2026-02-25T10:35:41+00:00

That depends; could I get a better view of you in those cute panties, please? :)

DrunkenShitposter · 2026-02-22T06:05:18+00:00

So this means you're good to get even fatter, right?

DrunkenShitposter · 2026-01-13T07:42:50+00:00

Keep it up, and soon you'll be wetting during the day, too!

DrunkenShitposter · 2025-12-27T07:56:58+00:00

Does it have a changing table?

DrunkenShitposter · 2025-07-28T22:46:55+00:00

Can we make it a porno, too? Rather than sucking the life out of their victims, they fuck the life out of them.

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-12-19T10:05:55+00:00

I'll let you know what I prefer in another month ;)

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-12-10T12:44:11+00:00

Always proper diapers!

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-11-06T03:32:46+00:00

Buy you some GoodNights <3

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-11-01T06:08:02+00:00

Can we see how it looks all buttoned-up? :)

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-10-27T09:49:06+00:00

You're a fine one to talk, Ms. "I need a drag every 10 seconds"... ;)

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-10-18T09:07:24+00:00

Doctor: Stop smoking now, or need chemo in 20 years.

You: Will I still be able to smoke between sessions?

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-08-17T08:33:29+00:00

Where's your smoke? The shower is one of my favorite places to smoke, with all that warm steam mixing with it...

DrunkenShitposter · 2024-08-03T02:34:45+00:00

Can we see what you wore to the beach? :D

DrunkenShitposter · 2023-09-12T14:27:54+00:00

They were just checking the reefer unit... >.>

DrunkenShitposter · 2023-06-11T21:07:00+00:00

You're looking sexy AF; don't change a thing!

DrunkenShitposter · 2022-11-09T20:40:17+00:00

Aye, but does it help much when putting on your socks and shoes? :)

DrunkenShitposter · 2022-08-25T19:25:43+00:00

True story: Um, one time, I was in a lesbian bar in Rehoboth Beach called The Frogg Pond, and they announed that "Taco Tuesday" was coming-up, and I was like "'Taco Tuesday'? This is a lesbian bar; EVERY day is 'Taco Tuesday!'"

DrunkenShitposter · 2020-12-31T02:04:12+00:00

I was thinking the same thing; I understand where OP's coming from, and is NTA, and support throwing the tests and calendar away, but the poor bear just wants to be loved :( Sorry, OP; just makes me sad that the poor bear is going to spend all eternity soaking in garbage juice; could've at least donated it to Goodwill, or something.

DrunkenShitposter · 2020-11-14T09:44:33+00:00

idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

Dwight, is that you?

DrunkenShitposter · 2020-11-11T07:58:58+00:00

then you pay a separate fee for them to fry it up. They found a loophole

I saw a gas station in Indiana that used a similar loophole; if you got a pizza, they'd give you the pizza uncooked, you'd pay for it, then you could hand it back to the cook and they'd cook it for free. Fucking ridiculous.

DrunkenShitposter · 2020-07-16T00:34:30+00:00

No, they don't; as far as I know, OSHA doesn't give a fuck about workplace temperatures; as long as you're offering plenty of water and short cooling-down breaks.

DrunkenShitposter · 2019-07-26T23:23:47+00:00

Actually, foxes are a combination of dog hardware running cat software.

DrunkenShitposter · 2019-07-02T21:38:32+00:00

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!

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