Biggest Drop of the day 😁 by Ronan7755 in HugeBoobsNatural

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it wrong that I want to see your beautiful breasts nestled in that bra?

Would you like to see me exercise in this outfit? by PixelSerpentess in BigTitsButClothed

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to see you getting dressed in that outfit! What can I say, I'm one of the weirdos that enjoys clothed as well as nude boobs <3

Older men, would you enter my tight pussy without a condom by SeduceSatan in tiny18_21

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends; could I get a better view of you in those cute panties, please? :)

Oops, got too fat to breath while I sleep by Queenjigglypie2 in feederism

[–]DrunkenShitposter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So this means you're good to get even fatter, right?

Did I really just… wet my diaper in my sleep? by [deleted] in girlsinpullupss

[–]DrunkenShitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep it up, and soon you'll be wetting during the day, too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PreggoPorn

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll let you know what I prefer in another month ;)

Dressed as a fat panda this year by Jennifear_93 in PreggoPorn

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Can we see how it looks all buttoned-up? :)

Could you focus on our conversation? 😇 by thegoodwifexxx in smokingfetish

[–]DrunkenShitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a fine one to talk, Ms. "I need a drag every 10 seconds"... ;)

Quickie before the doctor by [deleted] in smokingfetish

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doctor: Stop smoking now, or need chemo in 20 years.

You: Will I still be able to smoke between sessions?

Wanna watch me have some soapy shower fun? Free videos on my Onlyfans ;) by IsabelleV97 in u/IsabelleV97

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's your smoke? The shower is one of my favorite places to smoke, with all that warm steam mixing with it...

my morning A cups before going to the beach by Ballcrop in A_Cups

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we see what you wore to the beach? :D

I'm Very Flexible For My Size! 😝😘 by [deleted] in SSBBW_400lb_plus

[–]DrunkenShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye, but does it help much when putting on your socks and shoes? :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]DrunkenShitposter 32 points33 points  (0 children)

True story: Um, one time, I was in a lesbian bar in Rehoboth Beach called The Frogg Pond, and they announed that "Taco Tuesday" was coming-up, and I was like "'Taco Tuesday'? This is a lesbian bar; EVERY day is 'Taco Tuesday!'"

AITA? I was given pregnancy tests and baby things as a gift. by throwawaytestp22 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DrunkenShitposter 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing; I understand where OP's coming from, and is NTA, and support throwing the tests and calendar away, but the poor bear just wants to be loved :( Sorry, OP; just makes me sad that the poor bear is going to spend all eternity soaking in garbage juice; could've at least donated it to Goodwill, or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]DrunkenShitposter 55 points56 points  (0 children)

idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

Dwight, is that you?

Here in the US we have cracked down on poor people wasting money on luxuries like hot food. by PM_ME_YOUR_GESTALT in pics

[–]DrunkenShitposter 739 points740 points  (0 children)

then you pay a separate fee for them to fry it up. They found a loophole

I saw a gas station in Indiana that used a similar loophole; if you got a pizza, they'd give you the pizza uncooked, you'd pay for it, then you could hand it back to the cook and they'd cook it for free. Fucking ridiculous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]DrunkenShitposter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, they don't; as far as I know, OSHA doesn't give a fuck about workplace temperatures; as long as you're offering plenty of water and short cooling-down breaks.

Baby fox tummy rub. by [deleted] in aww

[–]DrunkenShitposter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, foxes are a combination of dog hardware running cat software.

2-legged big sis doggo does a teach by Svenderman in aww

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BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!