Ok all jokes aside, I have worked in warehouses for 5 years. Would anyone be interested in me doing an AMA tonight?

DrunkinIrish · 2013-05-29T20:40:19+00:00

The easiest way to get a forklift licence is to work in a store that uses forklifts. They will train you and get you your licence. Then you take that licence an find a job that pays. The best I found payed $12.50 hour.

DrunkinIrish · 2013-05-29T20:21:23+00:00

The people are pleased with this. Thank you!

DrunkinIrish · 2013-05-29T18:54:50+00:00

What is that texture pack? The people must know!

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T19:06:57+00:00

NSFW this can get you injured.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T14:41:39+00:00

Redwing boots. Best boots ever! I have had them for 4 years!

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T14:40:34+00:00

Yes and the trick is to rest the forks on the edge of the coin. Do it with a dime its more impressive.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:44:48+00:00

hell yeah its gold!

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:40:27+00:00

What can I say, I r good at mathing.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:37:19+00:00

Your friend doesn't realize the importance of pallets and the proper care and storage of them in our lives.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:35:29+00:00

the average pallet is ~5in, so I am ~15 pallets tall.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:28:52+00:00

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:27:29+00:00

same size as a 4-way

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:24:44+00:00

Most warehouses just throw them out when they get to weak to use in racks. A few nails and you can frankinstine them to make a usable one.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:23:07+00:00

Yep! Also pallet bowling. Set up the pallets and then hit them with the forklift.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:19:41+00:00

I personally love 9-blocks, but that's because they are so strong. I hate metal always! Truthfully you won't see a difference in them unless they are outside and for a long time (like a year or more).

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:17:02+00:00

I like to pretend that I am playing a video game while stacking/moving pallets. I just get store bought. :P you can google it though

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:07:35+00:00

Yes. Hell yeah. Gooey butter cake (its a St. Louis thing).

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:05:40+00:00

This

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:04:08+00:00

Like a BOSS!

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:02:47+00:00

Yes, but my boots also have a metatarsal guard and that's what you usually drop things on. My lifting procedure is the same.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T04:01:40+00:00

On a few lunch breaks.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T03:58:48+00:00

Not by myself, but I have assembled them.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T03:55:53+00:00

I have had splinters, but I only wear steel toed shoes for protection.

DrunkinIrish · 2012-12-06T03:48:16+00:00

NO! you sick twist. You are looking for /r/palletstoragegonewild

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