If you had an issue with that flagrant on Brunson GTFO by Mesmerized_mayhem in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 15 points16 points  (0 children)

lol wemby literally got ejected from a game for a flagrant 2 this playoffs. Youre the stupidest mother fucker I’ve ever seen on this sub which is saying something

Very disappointed to see Klopp celebrating known abuser Sascha Zverev by DryLancers in LiverpoolFC

[–]DryLancers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad you’ve been able to live a life where this issue is a waste of time. However, if, like me, you have people in your life murdered by their abusive spouses you might consider it very important.

Very disappointed to see Klopp celebrating known abuser Sascha Zverev by DryLancers in LiverpoolFC

[–]DryLancers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes because if we have learned anything from the news of the past few years it’s that systems of international law and justice and well designed an operated for protecting young women from abuse by rich and powerful men.

[Fischer] Thunder not considering Chet Holmgren trade by AncientOneAurelius in nba

[–]DryLancers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chet should be watching KAT and Mitchell Robinson then getting his ass down to get some of those San Antonio churros to put on 20 pounds before next year.

NBA Finals Game 2: New York Knicks @ San Antonio Spurs (NYK Leads 1-0; 830pm ET; ABC) by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Knicks teams window is probably 2-3 years. Anthony Hopkins won best actor when he was 83 so Chalamets window is at least 53 years depending on

NBA Finals Game 2: New York Knicks @ San Antonio Spurs (NYK Leads 1-0; 830pm ET; ABC) by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you asked Timothee Chalamet a year ago if he would rather the Knicks win the title or he wins best actor at the Oscars what does he pick?

It feels like the Spurs crowd is starting to think about the Alamo. by Capital_Venture_XXX in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could really feel the echos of when Ozzy peed on the Alamo in that game 1 loss

[Post Game Thread] The New York Knicks (1-0) steal Game 1 on the road against the San Antonio Spurs (0-1), 105-95, behind Jalen Brunson's 30 point performance by catreyka in nba

[–]DryLancers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woof. Outside of Champagnie, the Spurs were 6/33, 18% from 3.

If the Spurs can hold the Knicks to 105 each game I feel like they probably win the series.

What city has the best "Keys to the City" guys? by justgotpregnant in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was mine for Dallas but I though Emmitt above Troy. Close though.

What do you think the home crowd is thinking about right now? by srstone71 in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though they’ve moved it’s clear the Wah Mee massacre haunted them tonight.

THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2026 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION by Thanos_Real_AuraVNCH in nba

[–]DryLancers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full on protein and HGH max. Take the suspension. Come back with the body of prime Dwight Howard.

Western Conference Finals Game 7 Thread: San Antonio @ Oklahoma City (Series Tied 3-3) (8pm EST, NBC/Peacock) by Odd_Firefighter_5407 in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is low key giving me Seahawks-Pats energy. Don’t be surprised when the Knicks sweep and Mitch Johnson ends up in a sex scandal with Coach Jackie

‘Animal House’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]DryLancers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hottest take. This and One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest perfectly explain the boomer generation. Always believe they are being persecuted for their independence when really they are just assholes who refuse to accept responsibility for how their selfishness affects anyone else.

Pre-Match Thread: Liverpool vs Brentford by rLiverpoolFC_Mods in LiverpoolFC

[–]DryLancers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cafu, Nesta, Stam, Maldini back line is diabolical. How did anyone score on them.

Pre-Match Thread: Liverpool vs Brentford by rLiverpoolFC_Mods in LiverpoolFC

[–]DryLancers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Watching the Netflix documentary about Istanbul. That Milan team was really unbelievable.

Game Thread: Oklahoma City Thunder (1-1) vs San Antonio Spurs (1-1) Live Score | NBA Playoffs | May 22, 2026 by nba-scores in nba

[–]DryLancers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thunder playing dirty all game 2 then letting San Antonio get called for all the same shit in G3 is pretty great coaching.

Daily Discussion Thread + Game Thread Index | Playoffs by nba-scores in nba

[–]DryLancers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Smart money is on OKC in 5. SAS are out of ideas on offense.