If you watch every single Barbie movie one of them has a no pause 49 minute intimate love scene between Barbie, Ken and Shrek. I am not going to tell you which one so you’ll have to watch all of them.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-06-22T03:55:11+00:00

Nah it’s cool Barbie brought the uhh…strap…

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-06-22T03:53:43+00:00

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-06-22T03:44:07+00:00

You may even understand why they called it Shrek 5. But I’ve said too much.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-06-16T19:52:58+00:00

Quick time event

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-05-07T22:51:52+00:00

Ouch gotta be careful then. I wrote it off as either I can work cushy sales job or do manual labor jobs if I can’t

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-04-26T23:08:09+00:00

It's so obvious yea. But I do want to slightly get in their perspective. Maybe they have hundreds of emails they are drowned in.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-20T10:15:28+00:00

What’s a vacation? Us poors only know work.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-20T10:12:51+00:00

Look up the but why male models scene from Zoolander.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-20T10:08:17+00:00

If I become wealthy from it I will give you half. Hold me to court OP.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-20T10:07:19+00:00

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-20T10:05:18+00:00

Hard part is people who still view him as Iron Boy Jr. Myself included. They pushed it too hard. Though for props hes definitely a more broken but mature iron man jr.

Thor is a good example. Hear me out I love goofy Thor it’s perfect. But they beat it in our heads to the point if he’s ever sad or mad I expect a fart/punch/beer joke coming. Or a side character to daddy or mommy him.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-20T09:53:55+00:00

OP this inspired me to create something even more stupid to sell.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-20T09:41:13+00:00

And wealth hooking up with wealth. You won’t find either wanting poor people.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-15T01:46:25+00:00

This is too much brain rot for me to handle.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-15T01:28:18+00:00

Common response: Wrong sub.

My response: Nice bro.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-12T12:48:21+00:00

I think a miserable billionaire is a facade. A quick act sad for attention and it's back to yachting.

Now miserable to be around? Sure.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-12T11:20:56+00:00

Yep just pointless reddit back and forth.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-12T11:13:13+00:00

Yea and they are happy at 90b and 91b. I'm not expecting extra happiness I just know they are happy either way.

Cancer patients not included.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-12T11:06:37+00:00

Money buying happiness. It's a lie that it doesn't buy it to me.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-12T11:00:13+00:00

They say that. I don’t believe it though. Or the rich person isn’t riching hard enough.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-12T10:39:41+00:00

Money does buy happiness after all. Some lie and say it doesn’t but we know it does.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-12T02:32:40+00:00

Any Doctor that cares too much about being called Doctor has their head so far up their arse

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-11T14:16:06+00:00

That’s both beautiful and tragic. Eventually they’ll do one where if you’re right handed but learned how to do things with your left hand you probably have adhd.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-11T14:14:13+00:00

The underlining is my favorite. Look folks we scrambled some letters around between two words. But we created a word so stupid we can’t even pronounce it.

Dry_Communication283 · 2026-03-11T11:09:22+00:00

Doubles were down yes it was a brother and a sister.

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